You’re a nerd.
You know it, your mom knows it, even your Great Aunt Bernice knows it.
Friggin’ Bernice. Always gossiping.
We really dislike people who gossip. Always poking into other’s people’s business, making random generalizations about who they are, how they act and what they like.
Look, we’ve got nothing personally against Bernice, but we’re on your side.
We’re kind of nerdy too, and we don’t like it when people’s names get dragged through the mud, unnecessarily.
Know what we mean, jellybean?
This is a no gossip zone, my friend. You’re safe here!
But… you want to know something we heard?
Look, don’t tell anybody, but we’ve got the inside scoop on some grade A nerdery going down out there in the cosmos.
Every heard of Star Wars?
Hell yes, you have. You love it. All of us nerds do.
Guess what else we heard?
We heard a rumor we just started that Star Wars, the franchise, is going to start making products.
We know, crazy, right?!
Not just any products either – ALL THE PRODUCTS.
All of your Star Wars loving dreams are about to come true, El Nerdo Ranchero.
Introducing, the 3D Illusion Star Wars Night Light:
This is a beauty. But don’t take it from us, we don’t like to spread rumors or gossip, remember?
But while you’re here,
let us whisper you a secret:
Star Wars in your bedroom, lighting up the walls with the Millenium Falcon? Oh, it is a sight to behold!
Plus, you can use an LED remote control and two additional plastic inserts, it has an amazing 3D effect and changes colors.
Snap, dude. This is the nerdiest of the nerdy, and it’s gorgeous. You need to have it in your life.
OK, we just realized something.
We’ve been outing poor Aunt Bernice for her gossiping ways, and look at what we’re doing.
Spreading rumors like people spread peanut butter. Or should we say, like people spread Meiloorun Fruit.
ARE WE RIGHT? THE FRUIT CHOICE OF HERA SYNDULLA!
Why would we even bother whispering sweet Star Wars nothings into your ear? We know you’re loud and proud about your love for Star Wars.
So, damn. Just let that light shine.
The 3D Illusion Star Wars Night Light, Three Pattern and 7 Color Change Decor Lamp will take you from zero to hero (in your own room, at least).
It has a simple touch switch for easy on and off. A micro-USB powering option (or just use batteries). It shows multiple colored versions of the Millenium Falcon, R2-D2 and the Death Star.
If that doesn’t get your carbonite nanofiber tingling, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!
Little, bright, 3D, awesome.
Go to sleep to the visuals of Star Wars in all it’s glory.
Heck, maybe just black out your windows and live in your room 24/7 letting this 3D lamp lull you into a lovely sense that the only thing that matters in the world is Star Wars.
Because that’s true, isn’t it?
But…you didn’t hear that from us.