Look, if you are anything like me, you’ve always wanted the fame and the fortune that comes with being a rock star, but not just any rock star, you wanted to be the heartbeat of the band, the one that keeps everyone else in check… the Drummer.
Just picture it, with a little practice you could be playing like a big shot anywhere from local bars, to sold-out venues groupies everywhere and people begging for your autograph. Yet maybe it’s been out of reach because you have a frail frame and lugging all those drums (Don’t be ashamed I don’t lift bro, and you shouldn’t have to) around and heavy practice equipment has kept that dream out of reach.
No, you don’t have to hit the gym and become a swole body, instead just use these Aerodrums, no equipment to lug around or set up. Plus they already come with a set of killer shades, either to block the sun from your eyes or hide the shame on your face from your family of never improving your baby arms, but none of that really matters; you’re a drummer now, you have the power, you decide!
All you need to start your journey to superstardom or youtube stardom is Windows Vista or better, or an Apple computer that came out after 2010, and the kit comes with a high-speed motion capture camera.
So take some time, hope on your computer, look up videos of the drumming greats and practice, to be the beast rocker that you’ve always been inside, because people love a rockstar, and you need that love. You subsist on that adoration. So get out– no actually stay inside where its climate controlled and your computer is– but like figuratively get out there and put on a show.