Annoying Gifts

Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...
$12.99
The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
$14.99
fruit-flavored-cup
Keep yourself uber hydrated with this brain tricking flavored cup. No losers still drink ordinary water anymore. All anyone ever wants is that expensive flavored La Croix or Perrier.  You need to keep your health in check though! Now you can drink water while still keeping up your street cred...
$29.95
blah, blah, blah talking push button
Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ bullsh*t excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
$10.99
everyday etiquette how-to guide
Meet Dick. Dick is…well, he’s a d*ck. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Dick than to apply the phallic four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. Dick litters and spits. Dick posts naked photos of his exes on the Internet. Dick regularly cuts people off...
$13.91
cat scratch turntable
So let’s face it, the world of music has gone downhill since Avicii tragically left us.  So who is going to take his place in this crazy world of EDM?  First, who is suiting of becoming the next great DJ of our time? Honestly, DJs are the laziest of the...
$30.27
talking-chucky-doll
The perfect gift for any fan who has been looking to add to their horror movie memorabilia collection.  Or any freak who enjoys deadly dolls in their home.  Based on the original 1988 horror movies, you can own this terrifying little doll of the leading man himself, Chucky.  Any horror...
$69.99
gun for self-defense
Have you ever really wanted to add salt to a wound literally, well this is pepper spray but isn’t that close enough? Because now with this SALT defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal. When it comes to self-defense it beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation,...
$349.99