Comforting and friendly, this lifelike puppy will keep anyone company, respond to your voice, and even retrieve you a keg of beer, should you ever require it
$111.99
Say goodbye to costly toilet paper…forever! Did you know that the average human being spends 97.3%* of their life on the toilet? Most people have dozens of ledgers, quill pen and ink well within inches of their throne. As the epicenter of home entertainment, the toilet is a very important place. Here are just a […]
Imagine a world where you could go out in public and wear whatever you wanted. Denim jacket from 1978. No pants. A flip-flop made out of flamingo feathers. Now couple that with being able to act in any way you feel like. No worry about social norms or how you will be received by the […]
$11.99
You’re Fired – The Button The two words no one wants to tell their employees. So, why say it yourself? Who better than Donald Trump to say it for you every time you’re itching to tell that one person that’s been bothering you a little too much? Give them a reason to fear you. The […]
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This little tie cooler fan is going to change everything. All we need is a little USB power, plug it in and control it. Personal cool. That’s what defines us moving forward.
$19.99
Ever heard of Baxter Umbrella? Not to spoil the story, but let’s get right to it: he’s the inventor of the umbrella backpack. But do you know why he invented the umbrella? Let’s take a journey back to the monumental year of 1837. Baxter had a passion for taking photographs. Back then the hobby was […]
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Roll up to the party like, “ANYONE WANT A TASTE OF MY BACON SODA?” Utter such a phrase and the party guests will immediately turn into putty in your fingers. Mold them, dear friend. Mold them to love you. To appreciate you. To turn the party into the most epic of all epicness. You can […]
$29.99
Pillow fights first came into prominence in the royalty circle of Richard the Lionheart in 1189. Sure, you’re reading this like, “Yeah, dude, I know He was the son of Duke Robert of Normandy, also called ‘Robert the Devil’, and of Herlev (also known as Arlette), whose father, Fulbert, was a tanner: a trade deemed […]
$16.99
Are you an avid golfer who likes to cause a little mischief and mayhem? Need a good golf prank? We’ve got your ace in the hole, baby! Introducing: the exploding golf ball Now is the time to seek sweet, sweet revenge on that buddy of yours who thinks he’s king of the course because he’s […]
$11.99
You probably have a perfect reason for viewing this product. Maybe you’re in pain. Your neck, shoulders, head, and back. Whatever it is, we’re sure it’s probably not fun. Maybe you even feel a little bit bad for yourself, and are thinking “Is the Vinmax Over the Door Cervical Traction Set even going to do […]
$37.59
You seem stressed out a little bit lately, is everything OK? Come on, why are you so anxious? Seems Like You May Need an Electric Head Massager… I mean, it’s not like we’re in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, right? That would be crazy, right?! The way you’re acting, you’d think the Pentagon released […]
$149.00
Simply put your pet’s paw on the crystal ball and the powers within will illuminate the orb to show you a lifelike, 3D picture of what your animal is thinking. We’ll be honest…it’s not always pretty.
Give your beloved kitty or puppy an entirely new outlook on life and be their hero, once and for all!
$69.99
A Can of Whoop-A**, You Ask? Who needs yet another cumbersome can of whoop-a**? You, that’s who, because this is no ordinary can of whoop-a**! Allow us to paint a picture for you. You’re out on the town, strutting your stuff, and you come across one of your many nemeses swaggering down the road like […]
$12.99
Let’s Start With Why You Need The Rainmaker. The Awesome Cash Shooting, Gold Plated Electronic Gun. Let’s face it: you don’t get the respect you deserve. Sure, people think you’re super attractive, funny, powerful, charismatic and pretty much a flawless human being. You have a great smile, impeccable style and an air of confidence that surrounds […]
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When Mary got out of the shower, she noticed something strange on the bathroom floor. There was a trail of red footprints leading from the shower to the bath mat. She followed them curiously, wondering where they would lead. As she got closer to the mat, she could see that the footprints were getting bigger […]
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Every person who prides themselves on personal excellence swears by The Fart Neutralizer. Whether you’re a queen of a prominent country, the king of a small island, or a person in-between homes in a tiny town in North Dakota, you are likely aware of the urgency to make your farts less noticeable. Frankly, the only […]
$12.99
Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for the most whimsical and wacky canine accessory you’ve ever seen – the quacktastic duck dog muzzle! This is not your ordinary dog muzzle. No, no, this one is designed to make even the […]
$11.98
Introducing the Inflatable Truck Bed Pool – because why settle for a boring old swimming pool when you can have one in the back of your truck? Let’s sit down and talk for a minute. Serious talk. It’s time to kick things up a notch in that pick-up truck of yours which lacks a truck […]
$42.54
What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every single second of your life with […]
$11.99
If there was one state in the United States of America that matters, we can all agree that it’s Florida. As a matter of fact, Florida is the breeding ground for a superior type of human being that is now finally gaining the global attention they so rightfully deserve. Enter: the Florida Man. The Florida […]
$10.99
Every dog in the world knows the true secret of a wonderful life: drinking from a toilet bowl when no one is looking. “Not my dog!” you say while clutching your pearls in horror. Wrong. Every time you turn your back and think to yourself, “What a wonderfully trained pup I have. I could never […]
$12.99
Worried you might crash one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. And legally, you shouldn’t be on your phone while driving. Jeez. But, you’re too cool for rules, so – an invention had to be made. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at […]
$12.99
If you still think the archaic “That Was Easy” button has any relevance in today’s world, you’ve got another thing coming, Mister (or Miss. Or Ms. Or Mrs. ). That thing you’ve got coming? The “NAILED IT” button. Designed in a micro laboratory in the heart of downtown Brooklyn, this is the absolute must-have button […]
$23.99
Have you ever wanted to add salt to a wound? Maybe you just wanted to get rid of some annoying bugs…. Introducing the all new, improved BUG-A-SALT 3.0! This powerful fly-killing weapon has been redesigned with your needs in mind. With upgraded features like a cross-bolt safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge sight, you’ll be able […]
$49.95