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2 Pack – Bacon Shaped Themed Adhesive Bandages, 15 Die-cut Sterile Strips

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What You Need To Know About Bacon Bandages:

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Stop what you’re doing and listen right now because we have found not one, but two things that will make your sad life so much better as of today:

Bacon Bandaids

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Put these babies on your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches then proclaim “I’m a bacon bearing mother!” to all of those around you as they gaze at the adhesive providing the dual remedies of medical treatment and a scrumptious lunchtime food option.

Let’s be real for a minute here. We’re all tired of ordinary bandages.

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We also know how unwilling you are to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats. Some small injuries can really sizzle, but now, you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage.

Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye, except without any of the clean-up!

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No more buying those boring first-aid bandages (you know, one that doesn’t look like a strip of cured meat) lacks the hilarity a bacon bandage has.

It’s time to unleash the incredible healing power of meat, with fifteen latex-based bandages, each cut to look like a strip of actual bacon.

Lead your own Bacon’s Rebellion against debilitating cuts and scrapes with Bacon Bandages!

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Pesky paper cuts can take valuable time out of your day. How are you supposed to be a big-wig business person when you’re gushing blood everywhere?

There’s no better way to get back to business than with a strip of fake bacon wrapped around your pointer finger. That’s how empires are made, baby.

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Bacon the Most of A Bad Situation

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If a bacon bandage doesn’t dry your eyes, maybe the free prize inside every tin will. Surely, a small prize is enough to wash all the pain away.

Kids will love these bandages even more, probably because they’re intended to help children understand how great bacon really is.

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No matter your age, a bacon bandage will ensure your injury stays inconspiguous. It’s time to remind yourself how protective pigs can be. Get these awesome bandaids today.

Last update on 2022-04-27 / This post may contain affiliate links which may give us a commission at no additional cost to you. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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