Tired of ordinary bandages? Unwilling to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats? Some small injuries can really sizzle, but you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage.
Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye without any of the clean-up. A boring first-aid bandage (you know, one that doesn’t look like a strip of cured meat) lacks the hilarity a bacon bandage has.
Unleash “the incredible healing power of meat,” with fifteen latex-based bandages, each cut to look like a strip of actual bacon.
Pesky paper cuts can take valuable time out of your day. How are you supposed to be a big-wig business person when you’re gushing blood everywhere? There’s no better way to get back to business than with a strip of fake bacon wrapped around your pointer finger. That’s how empires are made, baby.
If a bacon bandage doesn’t dry your eyes, maybe the free prize inside every tin will. Surely, a small prize is enough to wash all the pain away. Kids will love these bandages even more, probably because they’re intended for children and not businessmen.
No matter your age, a bacon bandage will ensure your injury stays inconspiguous.