Beer Slushy Maker

Enjoy your favorite cold brew in a whole new way.

Keep your manliness of drinking a beer intact while still enjoying the refreshing frozen aspect of a margarita.  With this beer slushy maker, you can serve your brewski soft-serve style.  No need to degrade your manhood when you’re craving icy alcoholic slushies anymore. Just pour your favorite ale, stout, or lager directly into the machine, and within minutes your beer will become the perfect icy refreshment to enjoy poolside.

Top your drink off with a whipped, frozen slush or go balls to the wall with a full cup of your beer-rita.

It’s your choice.  So don’t degrade your manhood when you’re craving icy alcoholic slushies.  Whether you call it a slushie, slushee, slushy, slurpee, or a slushi, at this point I honestly don’t care.  Just drink your damn beer-rita and enjoy!