Blah, Blah, Blah Talking Button

Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ endless excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever wish there was a button you could press to shut those people up? Well, hold onto your hats, because there is one. The Blah, Blah, Blah Talking Button will become the most important thing on your desk!

Say Buh-Bye to Excuses

A student comes up to your desk and asks for yet another copy of the worksheet you passed out last week. “I promise, I put it in my binder, Miss, but it must have fallen out.” All you want to say in return, is “Yeah, sure it did, Brian. You’re the only kid who manages to have a 3-ringed binder that leaks.”

But, of course, you can’t tell these kids exactly how you feel. As soon as you do, you’ll get a parent email, for sure. With the Blah, Blah, Blah talking button you can put Brian in his place without upsetting his precious feelings. Press the button and make him shut up!

A Remark for Every Occasion

Smash that talking button to hear 12 versions of “blah, blah, blah” in various vocal tones and styles. There’s a style for every occasion, such as a heavily sarcastic tone to an annoying sing-songy tune.