Let’s pop right to the chase: this is a bubble suit that will change your life.
Well it’s time to get off that two sackpack you call your rump and start living the life you know you deserve.
Let’s face it: you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck anyway.
Enter: The Bubble Wrap Suit
All of these wishes can be fulfilled with the Bubble Wrap Suit, a hooded jacket and trouser set made entirely out of ready-to-pop bubble wrap.
The bubble wrap suit is like a rocket strapped to your back side, launching you into the life you’ve always wanted.
The bubble wrap suit is the ultimate outfit for winners
You are a winner, aren’t you?
Hell yes you are.
Here are just 3 inarguable reasons you absolutely need a suit made of poppable bubbles:
- Wearing an interactive suit that encourages interactivity from both you and those around you will set the tone for an active, incredible life. Gone are the days of showing up somewhere dressed like a frumpy old hobo. Now you’re the talk of the town...compliments of el bubble de pop.
- Who else has an outfit that pops? Not that lady wearing a turtleneck cape. Not that dude wearing a hoodie that screams “frump master flex.” You will - with a bubble suit.
- It’s see-through. The bubble suit is see-through. Let your imagination run wild you crazy cat.
With the bubble suit as part of your wardrobe, you set yourself apart from the lame brains and boring bozos.
You make it known “I am here to present myself as a one of a kind shipping parcel.”
Consider yourself as delicate and valuable as a historic piece of art.
You’d wrap that thing in a heap of bubble wrap, wouldn’t you?
Now picture yourself, creeping into a social gathering wearing a bubble wrap suit.
The crowd going wild, the people high fiving you, the suit causing unimaginable, extreme chaos (in a good way).
This is the bubble suit you need.
This is the bubble suit you deserve.
This is the bubble suit of your dreams.
One size fits most.
If you’re a garden gnome or the Bigfoot, it may not fit you.
Otherwise, you’ll probably be fine.
Don’t burst the bubble of the people around you.
They know you’re the hero – they’re the zeroes.
Prove it with this incredibly attractive (plastic) suit.
It’s all worth it just to see the jealous look on all your friend’s faces when you stroll in wearing this tasty number.
Imagine donning this jacket at a party and playing a mildly aggressive game of catch, with you as the ball.
It’s the ideal game that will satisfy both your drunk friends and those with years of pent-up anger they need to release.
Only buy the Bubble Wrap Suit if you are fully committed to being awesome. If there is even a little microcell of your being that isn’t quite prepared...stay away. It will make you amazing.
