Let’s pop right to the chase: this is a bubble suit that will change your life.
Well it’s time to get off that two sackpack you call your rump and start living the life you know you deserve.
The bubble wrap suit is like a rocket strapped to your back side, launching you into the life you’ve always wanted.
The bubble wrap suit is the ultimate outfit for winners
You are a winner, aren’t you?
Hell yes you are.
Here are just 3 inarguable reasons you absolutely need a suit made of poppable bubbles:
This is the bubble suit you need.
Don’t burst the bubble of the people around you.
They know you’re the hero – they’re the zeroes.
Prove it with this incredibly attractive (plastic) suit.
It’s all worth it just to see the jealous look on all your friend’s faces when you stroll in wearing this tasty number.
Imagine donning this jacket at a party and playing a mildly aggressive game of catch, with you as the ball.
It’s the ideal game that will satisfy both your drunk friends and those with years of pent-up anger they need to release.