It’s Time. Time To Be Cool. Time To Play Capture The Flag!
The cool kids in every single 1980’s movie had a few things in common:
Awesome hair. Each follicle probably drenched to the tippy top with Aqua Net hairspray. That was the coolest way to make your hair look unnaturally stiff and also deplete the ozone layer at the same time.
Righteous jeans. So many rips. You’d see the denim, and then you’d see a ton of knee. How hot is that? Sometimes you could even see some side-knee.
BONUS!
They were the upper echelon of the sweetest game ever invented: capture the flag.
Every kid in the 80s, 90s, and even today that to be a cool kid, you have to play capture the flag.
But say you are a cool kid already. You’ve got the hair, the shredded jeans and are known in the neighborhood as the “King of Kings” or the “Queen of Queens” when it comes to capture the flag.
Now, It’s Time to kick it up a notch. Enter: GLOW IN THE DARK CAPTURE THE FLAG.
The sun just exploded into a trillion particles when this game was invented. The sun literally could no longer withstand the genius that was emanating from the earth.
So here’s what sucks: no more sun.
Here’s what rules: IT DOESN’T MATTER. THIS BEAST GLOWS IN THE DARK.
Now there is a whole new world. A world where darkness is no longer the enemy.
It is our friend.
We greet darkness as we would an old friend: with a high-five and a pat on the back that says, “Hey…nice to see you…you look like you’ve been enjoying many exotic smoothies lately. I hope they’ve been delicious.”
Get down to business and start living the dark life with Glow in the Dark Capture the flag.
What has been done in the darkness, now comes to light. And it is glorious. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a capture the flag game.
Legit, get ready to have your pile of threads you call “your nice jeans” blown off.
It comes with 25 light up pieces, 12 hours of batteries and 12 different ways to play.
Now all of a sudden, it’s dark, and you want to get playing? Do it.
You’re in your neighborhood. At an event. Having a work function.
The best part about Glow In the Dark is there are no inappropriate places to play it.
Here are some suggestions on where to play:
While waiting at the Department of Motor Vehicles
…waiting to get your first drivers license
In a food court at the mall
…while you’re waiting for your ½ Sandwich ½ Soup meal, like a real man.
Your backyard.
…where the goblins live.
Be the cool kid you always wanted to be the 80s – get your premium edition of Glow in the Dark Laser Tag now.
Who knows – next thing you know you might be wearing a slap bracelet and holding hands with the cutest Senior in school. Wow, you’re really growing up. You’re so cool.
