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Cat Butt Tissue Holder
Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It delivers tissues […]
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Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat?
Well, you’re in luck!
This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all!
- It’s a cat
- It holds a box of tissues
- It delivers tissues out of the butt
Imagine the look of delight your guests will have when they realize they're retrieving a tissue FROM A CAT BUTT.
Here’s the best part: this particular cat butt tissue holder fits many kinds of tissues!
- Tissues in a box
- Tissues that have aloe
- Tissues that don’t have aloe
- Tissues that are Kleenex®️ brand
- Tissues that are not Kleenex®️ brand
If you love being the talk of the town, this is the cat butt tissue dispenser for you!
It’s is a 100% true fact that Marshall Higgins of Buford, Wyoming once considered buying this product!
The whole town went wild even considering the idea that he would buy it. Imagine what happened when he finally did purchase it?!
They elected him Sheriff!
WOW!
Anything can happen when you have the right feline booty tissue dispenser.
No more typing into your internet favorite search engine, “DOES A CAT STATUE THAT COULD ALSO PUT TISSUES OUT THE ASS EXIST OR NO?”
It does, and it’s here.
Here are just a few no-brainer reasons you’d better buy this cat butt tissue dispenser thing immediately:
1. Starting in 2021, any home without a cat butt tissue dispenser will no longer be allowed to purchase food. Crazy, but it’s true. Could you risk living your life without food? Doubt it. People like us, we like food.
2. The FBI keeps a running list of citizens in the world who have cat butt tissue holders. Already have one Good. BUT IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE THAT’S AN ORANGE TABBY CAT, YOU ARE SCREWED. We can say what will happen, all we can suggest is that it involves water, a half-pound of pepperoni, several wrenches and a dartboard.
3. Face the facts: the universe wants you to have one, if you don’t, sooner or later it will take away your voice. WE SAID, IF YOU DON’T BUY THIS CATTRESS BUTTRESS TISSRUES BERX, YOU’LL START TO LERSE UR VERSE. Oh no, it’s happening. We’re losing our ability to speak. MUST BUY NOW. YOU TOO.
Live your best life alongside a little orange cat buddy who delivers tissues to people via its rear end. If that isn’t a life worth living, we honestly don’t know what is.
The cat butt tissue holder is perfect for gifts - or maybe just buy one for yourself. Heck - buy one for every room. Buy one for your office. Buy one for anyone who is awesome.
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