Have you ever wondered what happens behind your back?
The reality of being a human being is that you can’t naturally look forward and backward at the same time.
That sucks.
Especially when you take into consideration the things we’ve found out happen while an average person has their back turned.
Check out this time log of things that occurred to a random sampling of individuals behind their back that we were able to uncover:
09:17 am – Bats flying like crazy all around the office. One was spotted wearing a party hat and humming the tune to the 1980s sitcom “Silver Spoons.”
10:41 am – A walking platter of mashed potatoes smothered in melted cheese and topped with bacon and chives slowly walked by your door.
12:38 pm – Former President Jimmy Carter was seated on your floor silently leafing through a hardcover edition of “Where’s Waldo” for nearly half an hour.
3:51 pm – Egyptian artifacts from the Ramses II era were rolled by on a cart by McGruff The Crime Dog.
4:49 pm – Your boss moonwalked by with a sign that read “NO WORK TOMORROW FOR ANYONE WHO SEES THIS SIGN.”
Now, as you know, these things could never be confirmed by the person themselves because they couldn’t see them happening. Unacceptable. But guess what – the times, they are a changing.
Introducing: the clip on rear view mirror.
This beast is a beauty, and perfect for almost any space. We wholeheartedly recommend it for your cubicle at work or your desk at home. Frankly, there are no limits to how this can be used to effectively thwart the universe from doing things behind your back without noticing.
Never let things happen behind your back again.
With this ultra-premium clip-on mirror, you can be very aware of all things at all times.
Frankly, it’s like having 150 eyeballs on your back – without having to deal with how gross, weird, and uncomfortable that would be.
The clip-on mirror saves you the unwanted agony of having to go through all the trouble of rotating your back every time you sense somebody is trying to creep up on you.
Plus – it’s a high-quality product. It’s way more attractive than that 6’ full body stand-up mirror you were considering rolling into your office, and basically just as effective.
Let the people around you know that you’re paying attention – but that you’re also trying to focus your time on work too.
The clip-on mirror helps you breathe easier knowing you can see everything going on behind your back – from visitors to animals, ancient artifacts to former Presidents of the United States.
Whatever the scene – you can now see it without having a fully rotating neck like one of those magnificent barnyard owls.
Disclaimer: All of the reports of what happened behind people’s backs while they weren’t able to see are 100% accurate and true based on the information our investigator was able to provide at the time. Please note that our investigator was, in fact, a stuffed animal named “Boscoe” we’ve had since we were 8. Cool guy. Very trustworthy.
