Cool Gifts

skull head log on fire
Do you feel like your friends aren’t sure how committed you are to the death metal? Are you afraid people think you are joking when you mention human sacrifice? Do you wish your neighbors knew just how much you don’t want them near your backyard fire extravaganza slash piercing...
$49.95
Calling all humans to reconnect with the Earth and plant flowers today! But don’t just plant any flower, plant the galaxy. These purple galaxy flowers will make everyone want to come over to your house and trip on hallucinogenic drugs. Plant! Before making plans to get delusional with your...
$7.89
center table cooler for drinks
Have you been looking for something to take your parties to the next level? Something that has everything you need in one place? Something that will make your friends overwhelmingly jealous? This coffee table and drink cooler combo can offer all of that and more, including a glimpse into...
$1299.00
prevent laundry mildew
You know you’ve reached true adulthood when you get excited about new accessories for your laundry room. Nothing gets you happier than a new fresh linen-scented fabric softener that was fifty-percent off. Until you get the Laundry Lasso, that is. Alliterative and boundlessly useful, the Laundry Lasso is a...
$14.99
Let’s be real; fish are the easiest pet to take care of.  But sometimes, even throwing some food in their tank now and then can become a real hassle when you’re busy trying to take over the world.  Well, the robotic pet fish is the answer to your problem....
$9.99
Bullshit Button Gag Gift
Everybody knows someone that’s full of BS. You’re thinking of them right now. This big red button allows you to call your friends, coworkers, telemarketers, and even your grandma on their BS while barely lifting a finger. It’s the perfect addition to your desk at work (just not around...
$7.99
Hands-free phone viewing
Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed millennials...
$9.00
Remember when mall cops on electric scooters became a thing? Its like why walk when you can scooter? Well, get this! There is now a sea scooter, so why swim if you can scooter? As long as perusing the seas is not a full-time job, then we promise you...
Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.  Everyone wants them. Too bad yours are...
$19.99
beer slushy maker
Enjoy your favorite cold brew in a whole new way. Keep your manliness of drinking a beer intact while still enjoying the refreshing frozen aspect of a margarita.  With this beer slushy maker, you can serve your brewski soft-serve style.  No need to degrade your manhood when you’re craving icy...
$49.99
magnetic cell phone car mount
Worried you might crash and die one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at his phone than the car in front of him. So don’t be that guy. Unfortunately, bring that...
$10.99
unicorns-are-jerks-coloring-book-for-adults
Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment.  But, the creature we all have come to know and love may not be so lovable as we think.  Little did we know until now, they’re f***ing jerks. Their sparkle and mysticality is all just a front.   In this Unicorns...
$7.70
Make fire a part of you. Take hold of the elements in the palm of your wrist, and unleash your inner mutant. Don’t just dream of having supernatural powers, make your vision a reality with this Pyro Mini Fireshooter. You can now trigger fire from your hand reaching up...
$149.95
Who is the life of the party? Is it the guy who brings all the beer, or the guy that cleans up the beer while dancing in his new house party mop shoes? What if I told you, you could be both those guys? You can be anything you...
$12.00
formula for unskrinking clothes
Another week, another load of laundry you left in the dryer too long and transformed your shirt from a size large to an overly cozy small. We all mess up the wash every so often.  Or every day, but no judgment! You no longer need to toss those shrunken...
$11.99
best kitchen item
The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece. If you are waking up next to a stranger, an old mistake, or a shape you can’t quite make out, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any pancake frown upside down....
$12.99
This whale blanket is what every whale wants to see on the humans who pour millions of gallons of trash into their home every day. There’s no better way to watch blackfish then with the whale symbolically winning the battle of survival right on your couch. What better way...
$34.90
Become a real pokemon player by keeping your live collectibles at your side! Is your cat your spirit animal? Your spirit animal is a part of you, so keep it by you at all times with this portable pet carrier. You never know when you will need to pull...
This newly designed Tamagotchi is making a comeback in toys and games. The original electronic pet came out in 1977; now in 2018, you can add a cute pooping robot to your keychain! Your Tamagotchi is just like a real pet, it cries, and needs attention on a regular...
$9.99
Kids love to climb all over sore backs, but with this travel gear carrying around your baby is effortless. Are you a traveling parent? This piggyback rider is a must have to add to your backpacking gear collection. Become the next internet sensation with your cutie riding on your...