Couples Gifts

rose bouquet of beef jerky
How much do you love beef jerky? How much does your significant other love beef jerky? If the answer to both of these questions is in fact; yes, then this is the product of your dreams. There is no greater declaration of your love of smoked meat, and your...
$69.00
personal-back-massage-machine
Give yourself a full body massage from the comfort of your own home. No more having to strip down in front of a fragile little massage woman to be greased up like a pig and pray she knows what she’s doing. This hook-shaped massager is designed to reach every...
$29.87
Squishy stress relieving ball shaped like a fake boob
Sometimes you just need to grab a boob to calm down. There’s probably a Freudian explanation for why this is, but let’s not get into that. Unfortunately, it’s not always “appropriate” to pop open your blouse for a quick squeeze. It’s considered “public nudity” and “a fireable offense.” Or...
$8.60