Deep in the woods of one of the planet’s most difficult to traverse landscapes lay a battle fortress unlike anything you have ever seen.
It’s big. It’s bold. It houses the fiercest warriors that have ever lived.
That’s right: ever.
Warriors from the Egyptian kingdom. Warriors from the 1800s. Warriors who once lived in Brooklyn but for some reason decided the rent was much too high.
They gather at sunrise, practicing for hours. Then, most of them take naps.
Heck, one of the warriors has had a bad hip since the late 60s… 1360s that is.
Complete with battle sounds and light up armor, this is everything you’ve ever wanted all in one handy little sword battle pack.
You can even score multiple sword battle sets and play with up to a dozen majestic warriors at once. Hot damn!
Now that puts the WOW in warrior for sure – just don’t ask that old warrior dude, he’s still napping.
But don’t sleep on this deal, young dojo warrior! The most epic battle swords in history are calling!
Just think of the epic sword battles you can have while donning the super gear of the elite ancient warrior:
- You vs. your neighbor over where the property line actually is
- You vs. the guy who cut you off in rush hour traffic again
- You vs. the cashier at the grocery store who claims they are “no longer accepting competitors coupons”
- You vs. your goldfish (OK, this is a terrible idea)
- You vs. every single person who tries to come to your house
The options are pretty much unlimited. You can even spice it up with awesome NERF Blasters. Just don’t invite the warriors from the elite dojo over to your house.
They have been practicing dojo battling for centuries, and will defeat you so soundly you will be forced to make them a light dinner of house salad and black coffee.
Take on your own challenges. Make life exciting. And get those kids out in the yards and doing something, because they can’t just be sitting in front of a screen all day.