If there was one state in the United States of America that matters, we can all agree that it’s Florida.
The Florida Man is not like you and I. He is better than we could ever hope to be.
The Florida Man’s hunger for life knows no boundaries, and he is not afraid to grab life by the tail and swing that thing around like he just doesn’t care.
Oh, it should also be mentioned – he definitely doesn’t care.
When it comes to shenanigans, they are led by the proud Florida Man.
Sure, it would be easy to laugh at this man.
But instead of casting doubt upon the importance of The Florida Man, we suggest you salute him.
Learn from his pure awesomeness.
A Few of the Best Florida Man Headline Examples:
Reading those headlines, you are likely filled with a zest for life that you have never experienced.
Because of the Florida Man we can all realize the limitless life that so few would ever dare engage in.
He’s insane, unhinged and more than likely drunk off a case of cheap light beer.
What if, instead of passing judgement, you learned from him.
You learned, “No, I probably shouldn’t tear a urinal off the wall in some dive bar and then rip off all my clothes and run away from the police.”
Wow. Thank you Florida Man. You have taught us all!
As a matter of fact not only were we exhilarated with your stupidity – we actually all now feel better about ourselves!