When Earth was created, there was very little to do.
1. Dinosaurs were roaming everywhere, swingin’ their tails all over the place like it was some sort of giant zoo meets gladiator battle (but in this case the dinosaurs were both the animals and the gladiators).
2. There was an Ice Age, and if what we’ve seen in the movie Ice Age is factual, a squirrel caused that whole mess.
3. Vikings were a thing at some point? Maybe Greeks too?
4. Something called the “Old West” existed, we think. We’re not 100% sure what it was, or if it actually happened. If it did, it was probably pretty dusty and there was a lot of liquor being drunk?
Every human being held hands and finally rejoiced, got along and agreed in unison that fried chicken was, in fact, the greatest and most exciting thing to ever happen in history. Ever.
Fried chicken is the type of food that unites nations and makes the world seem like a brighter, friendlier place.
Now you know we mean business!
Since you can’t physically consume fried chicken in your sleep (we’ve field tested several times with no luck), we’ve found the next best thing:
a fried chicken pillow.
Imagine the hilarity that would ensue if you pretended to eat this stuffed fried chicken pillow.
It tastes nothing like fried chicken. Not like we know, or anything.
OK, we know. It’s filled with stuffing. And not the kind of stuffing that’s edible. Oops.
Almost two feet long and absolutely flawless, if you love fried chicken, this fried chicken pillow is the item for you.
Our favorite Amazon review of the Fried Chicken Pillow: