Funny Gifts

the complaint grenade ensures no more complaints!
What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every...
$17.99
Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...
$4.99
It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate...
$16.48
Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...
$9.99
popping fun costume
Do you have a desire to pledge allegiance to the Zoltan? Have an obsession with popping bubble wrap? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck? Enter: The Bubble Wrap Suit All of...
$24.95
disposable subtle butt
Picture this: you’re in a meeting, going on hour 2. You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now. You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting loose a fart or two and him...
$12.95
funny poop emoji shaped cake
Getting angry is easy, but getting even is fun! Your ex may have broken up with you on your birthday (say WHAT), and we all know it is because they did not want to buy you a gift (are you KIDDING ME). Tell them how you really feel by...
$5.29
dog coin holder
Do you want people to look at you and think, “Wow they have their corgi obsessed life completely together.” Don’t give them a reason to doubt that by adding this corgi butt coin purse to your collection. Take your corgi obsession to a whole new level. Throw that spare...
$9.99
nike-pocket-shoes
Hate carrying around a wallet or purse? Want the ease of a fanny pack without the inconvenience of a strap on muffin top? No worries, these sandals have you covered.  Walk around hands-free in these fanny pack sandals by Nike.   These sandals will have you being the talk of...
novelty meat first-aid bandages
Tired of ordinary bandages? Unwilling to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats? Some small injuries can really sizzle, but you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage. Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye without any of the clean-up....
$5.87