Please take a moment to reflect on the wonderful prose from, classically trained popular music star of the 1980’s, Kendall “Rockwell” Gordy as he sang in his 1984 smash hit “Somebody’s Watching Me,”,
“I always feel like…somebody’s watching me….whoa-oh-oh. I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy…whoa-oh-oh!”
Poor Rockwell. Why did he feel such a way?
Was it the millions upon millions of adoring fans who were waiting with bated breath on his every move?
Was it his music label record executives who were hungry for more chart-climbing hits?
Let’s dig further into the mind of a lyrical genius:
NO. Not you Kanye. Ugh. Rockwell…
Are the neighbors watching me?
Well, is the mailman watching me?
(Tell me who’s watching?)
And I don’t feel safe anymore, oh, what a messI wonder who’s watching me now (who?), the IRS?
In summary, Rockwell believed it could have been possible that the following people were watching him:
1. Those Googly-Eyed Neighbors
This may be a problem.
If it is the neighbors watching him at any given time, there’s actually a more accurate name:Peeping Tom. Upon further investigation on behalf of this website, we can confirm the only neighbors Mr. Gordy had was an elderly woman named Ruth who seemed more concerned with watching her daily Supermarket Sweep game show reruns than caring what a guy with one mildly popular song was doing next door.
2. The Googly-Eyed Mailman.
Potentially because he had a super important Val-Pak coupon book to deliver?
Was the mail envelope overstuffed with savings?Could Rockwell have saved 10% on all local pizza deliveries, or even better – get free installation on a storm window purchase if bought before October 30?
2. The Googly Eyes of The IRS.
Turns out, Kendall wasn’t a huge fan of paying taxes, so this could be it.
Oh, and the fact that the IRS is always watching everyone.But honestly…they aren’t physically watching. It’s more of an electronic thing.
So…who…or should we say…WHAT was watching him?
We found out.
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