Gifts Under $25

Justice is served every time you play this robot vs. robot game - because there’s a winner. One winner. Not some lame modern-day version of a winner, like, “Oh, you tried your best, here’s a high five and participation trophy!”

Does it smell like success in here, or is it just my underarms wafting the odor of a winner? Yup, it’s definitely me. It’s not you, and your weird little parking routine that makes it look like a six-year-old somehow got their license from a cereal box as a...

With all deez holidayz around the corner, isn’t it time you treat yourself to some gold plated grillz for that wonderfully pretty smile of yours? Let’s cut right to the chase: you deserve better. You deserve more. You have earned the prettiest smile in all the land. So how...

It goes without saying that there are numerous benefits to being passive-aggressive in your dealings with other people (also known as “simpletons”). The issue with simpletons is that they are far, far inferior to the brilliance that people like you bring to this planet. You’re a genius. You’re thoughtful,...

Let everyone who even dares pick up one of your writing instruments know that YOU MEAN BUSINESS and also subtly that YOU MAY HAVE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE.

Please take a moment to reflect on the wonderful prose from, classically trained popular music star of the 1980’s, Kendall “Rockwell” Gordy as he sang in his 1984 smash hit “Somebody’s Watching Me,”, “I always feel like…somebody’s watching me….whoa-oh-oh. I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy…whoa-oh-oh!”...

Pillow fights first came into prominence in the royalty circle of Richard the Lionheart in 1189. Sure, you’re reading this like, “Yeah, dude, I know He was the son of Duke Robert of Normandy, also called ‘Robert the Devil’, and of Herlev (also known as Arlette), whose father, Fulbert,...

Oh, you’re a fancy gentleman, aren’t you?! Wonderful! What a wonderful existence it must be! You spend your mornings in a luxurious bathrobe, likely being given a world-class massage by a masseuse with a name like “Olfan” or “Laurencia.” You have a lovely breakfast of freshly cut cantaloupe, artisan...

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA: July 2019 Pasadena Times Headline: BABY IN A TORTILLA BLANKET BURRITO PHOTOSHOOT CAUSES UPROAR WITH LOCAL COMMUNITY The reason? What a disaster. Who was the creator who would ever think you should put a baby in an actual burrito? And where in the world would they find...

MY NAME IS PRISON MIKE. THEY CALL ME PRISON MIKE BECAUSE I’VE BEEN IN PRISON. AND MY NAME IS MIKE. You think it’s all fancy dances and handshakes in prison? Because let me tell you, buddy, it’s not. It’s not waking up leisurely at quarter past eight while a...

In the Autumn of 1916, a man named Barnaby J. Minkles stumbled upon a prank so lively, so wonderful and so outrageous, he was regarded as one of the foremost prank masters of the twentieth century. Minkles worked long hours on the assembly line as a linesman for the...

Ugh. The grind of the workweek. You’re up and at’ em every day, and you’re working your tail off for the man. By the time the end of the week arrives, it’s all about a little “you time.” Sit back, relax, enjoy a nice pallet of bacon soda pops...

The Cell Phone Jail: The world’s smallest jail cell for your overzealous cell phone usage is not quite what it seems. Imagine the jungles of Africa, 1981. Hot, dry, unexplored. American traveler Saxon Bingham enters the jungle alone. He discovers a tiny jail cell, empty in the middle of...

Roll up to the party like, “ANYONE WANT A TASTE OF MY BACON SODA?” Utter such a phrase and the party guests will immediately turn into putty in your fingers. Mold them, dear friend. Mold them to love you. To appreciate you. To turn the party into the most...

The year is 2037. The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games. The challenge: Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes. The bigger challenge: how will the contestants stay reasonably...

Imagine you love cats who for some reason or another cannot lick themselves – BUT ALSO ENJOY FRESH SCENTS. You’ve tousled and toiled for years. Working. Thinking. Theorizing. Guessing. Hoping. How could you merge your two loves into just one item? Before we get to the answer, let us...

Let’s be real. there are very few things in this world that you can shake and instantly receive an answer from. Honestly, has your brain ever even considered something like that? Sad. Sad that we even had to bring this to your attention. But in sadness, there is hope....

Time to kick up your embarrassing mail prank game a notch, compliments of the United States Postal Service. Let’s say, in theory, you’ve got a friend who needs to be put in their place. Imagine a world where you’d be able to send them a fraudulent gift right to...

Love spending money and also showering like royalty?  Well, you’re about to be pleasantly surprised by an item you likely had no idea existed, until this very moment. Introducing: The 2020 Manhattan Luxury Computerized Steam Power Shower Sauna with Jetted jacuzzi Whirlpool Massage Bathtub Spa with Bluetooth & TV....

Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the prank master general, Sir Edgar Toots and the story of his claim-to-fame with the toilet squirt gun prank. The legend of Edgar Toots is far and wide in this fair (and sometimes unfair) land.  If you aren’t familiar with the lore...

There are innumerable scary, horrific places on the planet. Abandoned prisons. Long lost asylums. Haunted houses. Though nothing is scarier than a place we have all come into contact with in our lives – a place so terrifying, so nightmare-inducing, so unspeakably grotesque that it’s almost impossible to believe...

Sure, you know your three-month-old is a gentleman and a scholar, but does he look the part? Nothing degrades an academic’s sterling reputation faster than a full-diaper, spit-up stained onesie, and inability to grow facial hair. Fortunately, there’s a simple way to cover up your baby’s faults and transform them into the Rhodes...

You’re a nerd. You know it, your mom knows it, even your Great Aunt Bernice knows it. Friggin’ Bernice. Always gossiping. We really dislike people who gossip. Always poking into other’s people’s business, making random generalizations about who they are, how they act and what they like. Look, we’ve...

Oh, you fancy huh? Well, Meet Mr. Moustachio, a fancy gentleman with the manliest mustaches of all time. Some might even say the fanciest. How fancy? This so and so has it all figured out. And by “all,” we, of course, mean “mustaches.” Moustachio is a curious case when...

“Show me a person who does not like potato chips, and I will show you a loser.” – Former President Grover Cleveland OK – so there’s no actual, physical or verbal proof that the former President of the United States actually uttered those words. But can you imagine if...

Dehydrated water was discovered in a cave, in the mountains of China, several thousand years ago by an ancient Chinese potion maker.

The Grilled Cheese Toaster: everything you’ve ever wanted in a cheese and carbohydrate making concoction, all in one place!

Never risk going to the bathroom in the dark again. Never waste electricity. Introducing: The colorful, light-up toilet.

Hi! My name is Cornelius. I am an adult, who was raised by my parents through the things they learned in “How to Traumatize Your Children.” If you ask me, I think it’s a wonderful book. I think it’s a wonderful book filled with amazing techniques to help children...

No more worrying about “other people’s feelings” or “communicating effectively.” A real girlfriend is nothing but an annoyance. How many times do you have to sneak out to the garage to just get five minutes of peace and quiet?

Cat lovers will LOL at the geniusness of their furry, adorable feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the minds of cat-pets.

MEET SARGE, HOST OF COOL HIT NEW VIDEO GAME, EXTREME CHORES! SARGE IS GOING TO WALK YOU THROUGH WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BUTTOCKS KICKER IN THE WORLD OF CHORE LIFE, WHERE IT’S A TAKE NO PRISONERS LIFESTYLE FOLLOWED BY A TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE OF JABS TO...

Everyone knows that distracted driving is the best type of driving! If you added up all of the time you spent mindlessly driving, looking at stop signs, pedestrians, red lights, oncoming traffic, and all the other nonsense that being behind the wheel forces you to look at, you’d have...

Who needs anything else, let's be real. When you have this 48” masterpiece of sculpted, full-color, flat art wallpaper of an Asian man, just imagine what you could do!

Picture the first time you ever went to SeaWorld. Smell the saltwater emanating from what seems like everywhere. Think back to the sea lions performing for packed crowds – the water splashing around, the excitement from the audience. Remember that feeling you got in your gut that you can...

It’s 11:27 am. You wake up in your hastily hung hammock in your bedroom with a Mad Magazine on your lap. Your eyes pop open but your vision is somewhat blurry from the night before. You quickly crinkle aside the magazine to reveal your still in the same clothes...

We live in the future. A world of boundless opportunity and endless possibility. A world, where anything can happen at a moment’s notice. An awesome world, where pets can live in a virtual world that caters to their every fancy. Welcome to Pet VR. Population: your pet. The Virtual...

Show the superhero power of the Crazy Cat Lady: Ethel, with this distinguished action figure dedicated to the glory of cat lovers everywhere.

There is someone in your life who needs to be pranked. You know it, we know it, everybody knows it. But, how can you ensure maximum prank level action? Sure, you could do the old stand-bys: A whoopee cushion. A bucket of water on the top of a door....

Even children are smart enough to know that robots are taking over the world. Between artificial intelligence, voice-activated everything and the future landscape of employment basically being taken over by lines of code, where can we turn for comfort? Who could possibly help our kids in such uncertain times?...

Just imagine your friend yelling at the printer or clapping in front of the TV like a dufus, losing it and ending up screaming in frustration!

Never touch or pet your pets again! The Pet Petter is the perfect gift for the dog or cat lover. This automatic petting device has 4 different speeds

There’s no way you’re still talking on your phone like it’s 2003, are you? If you are, there is very little hope for you. Frankly, why not just go all out and treat your phone usage like it’s 1897. Carry around an old wooden wall clock with a handset...

Attention Citizens, We Repeat, Attention Great Citizens! We have an alert for an unusual sighting in the residential area you are currently residing in. There have been reports of a lion in your neighborhood. We repeat, there have been reports of a lion in the neighborhood....

Your child is one of the sweetest, most delicate, lovely children that has ever graced the planet earth. Inside your home, they are kind, friendly, lovable. Outside your home? They are one of the raddest kids on the playground, in the neighborhood, in their school. Can you comprehend how...

Thy cut is in itself a complete disaster of epic proportions! You know your slice of skin which has caused blood to make itself viewable to the world is embarrassing, yes? As a matter of fact, we are all embarrassed by the cut. It is small. It is slight....

You’re a Boss. A Boss With a Notepad. Maybe not the sort of boss Seth Rogan is in this video… Maybe not even the type of boss who dictates to an entire office of subordinates that they need to tie your shoes, groom your hair, and file your nails....

“Oh, Mimi – could you fetch me another hors devours please?” “Ah, yes, Furball, I fancy a dessert to satisfy my naughty sweet tooth, my dear!” That could be you. That could be you speaking to your pets as you finally come to the realization that not only can...

Memoirs of bae Dear Potential Boyfriend – As a potential partner, I have amassed a list of demands that require your attention prior to us engaging in any sort of relationship. Please note my use of the word “demand.” The list below is not a vague representation of things...

“OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU’RE A CHICKEN!” These are the words hurled at you from a middle school bully as you stand there in stunned silence. It’s Spring. The weather is just starting to break, and winter is but a faint memory. You look around on the playground to find...

Here’s the problem with the world today, my good friend. It’s boring and repetitive. Day in and day out, the same thing happens all the time. All we’re left with, as a tiny glimmer of hope is that something out of the blue will happen to jolt us from...

You’re Fired – The Button The two words no one wants to tell their employees.  So, why say it yourself? Who better than Trump to say it for you every time you’re itching to tell that one person that’s been bothering you a little too much? Give them a...

Drive your friends and coworkers mad as you prank them with random mouse movements and type out random texts and phrases with the phantom keystroker!

The light turns green, you’re still on your phone working on your next Insta-fabulous selfie to finally be Insta-famous, just like you deserve. Not Becky. or Ashley. Ugh. Sluts. PADDLE TIME

You’ve got all the riches, and the world knows it. You’re surrounded by wealth, luxury, and all the things the world envies. So how do you ensure you keep all the things you have worked so hard in this life untouched by the mass of humanity that wants nothing...

Have you ever wondered what happens behind your back? The reality of being a human being is that you can’t naturally look forward and backward at the same time. That sucks. Especially when you take into consideration the things we’ve found out happen while an average person has their...

It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate...

Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.

The sheer amount of high-five’s I now receive on almost an hourly basis is indubitably due to the style of my hair, the cool wolf I have, and owning a toilet paper blaster. -Kit Harington

Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together into the mysteries of this 3d LED light bulb, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of...

Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...

What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every...

Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...

While we’re on the subject of you: You’ve been a little passive-aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me. Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER. Just dance around the topic like you’re...

What would you do with fake wall outlet stickers? Maybe you’re the life of the party. You’re the person who everybody turns to for a good laugh. “You’re such a card!” they say. “You always make me laugh!” they remark. But what happens when you don’t have a crowd...

Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...

The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...

Just imagine the amount of right swipes you’d get if you were single and you had the snack hat in your profile picture…

You probably shouldn't play this game. You also probably shouldn't eat fast food, drink alcohol, or be cool either. But, you're bad. And so are your friends - with this game.

Know someone who is about to retire and needs an awesome gift? Maybe they are ready to hang their ties up (or maybe even burn them all), then this is the list for you! We’ve collected some of the funniest retirement gifts on the internet, and you can get...

It’s Another Friday Night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can...

Just the Paint You’ve Been Looking for! (If you go hard in da paint, that is) Stuart Semple’s Black 2.0 matte paint is just the thing your art supplies have needed. You’ve tried everything in your quest to become the next superhero. Letting a bunch of spiders loose near...

Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...

How do you communicate to your loving boss and awesome fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other...

If you’ve ever received a gift that you were less-than-thrilled about and wanted to re-gift, you’re not alone. And it’s not just the giving part, it’s receiving too. In fact, one survey suggests that an overwhelming majority of people – 83 percent – are completely comfortable receiving a re-gifted...

Do you have trouble finding the perfect gift for the special woman in your life? Whether she’s picky or already seems to have everything she wants, there are innovative gift ideas to make her heart skip a beat. And the internet has made shopping for one-of-a-kind gifts easier than...

Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ endless excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...

I know that you are wondering what Bachelorette Gift to get the soon bride to be. Maybe you are not sure how the bridal shower is going to go, should you get a bachelorette gift? Will the shower be everyone in your sorority giving out gifts bought in back...

We all do it. Fourteen times per day on average. Some of us hide it, some of us own it, and some of us blame it on the dog. Of course, we are talking about farts! Whether it’s the smelly kind, the machine gun kind, the silent but deadly...

Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only...

Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through. Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces. The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces. That long-winded dream or yours...

Birthdays are the best times to show someone how much they mean to you. It’s a time for creating memorable moments and showering others with special gifts. Even birthday scrooges agree. But it’s tough deciding whether to go all out on that one unique gift or buy a gift...

Meet Dick (short for Richard). Richard is…well, he’s not one of those people you’d call your pal. Neither is he rich. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Mr. Richard than to apply the four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. It fits Mr. Richard well,...

You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! What’s...

“The wood influences the sound and the weight of the violin just as food influences the weight of a human being.” - Duke de Violin

Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...

How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I love hot dogs and my dog, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! Quirky, but comfortable for your dog The marks of your lovely little furry children...

I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...

It’s time to take the plunge. It’s time to get yourself an in-car sauce holder. Let’s be honest; your body is too far gone to have any real hope of getting back in shape. You’re never going to be the fittest person on the planet, and you’ll be damned...

This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...

The People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book is just the thing for that Zen soul-searcher who has tried everything. You’ve attempted to practice meditation, hour after hour of diligently coloring mandalas and then burning them, to remind you of the futility of labor and the importance of the present....

Are you a billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something sensible...

Pet grooming is arguably one of the worst parts about having a pet. Well, maybe just after picking up their feces. But it’s definitely up there. It’s expensive and time-consuming. With the grooming glove, it doesn’t have to be! Salon Style at Home Save money on expensive salon visits...

So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...

Do you like strong magnets and you cannot lie? What about animal butts? Yes? Well, then these dog butt animal fridge magnets are perfect for you, you little weirdo. Most kitchens house traditional fridge magnets, like a free one from a local pizza restaurant and an “I <3 NY”...

We all like to think we know our friends pretty well. We might boast that we know their birthday or their favorite color, what sports teams they like and what they do for fun. But when it comes down to buying a gift for a friend, we often stop cold,...

Cut the crap, web surfer. We’re about to introduce you to the man who is going to change your life. A man who is so legendary, that you should bow down before him. The king of pranks. The prince of hilarity. The jester of good times. Ladies and gentleman,...

We might as well admit the elephant in the room: coffee makes you poop. Coffee is both a laxative and a diuretic, which is a fancy way of saying you’ll need to use the bathroom one way or another. A coffee mug shouldn’t shy away from this fact and...

Tired of ordinary bandages? Unwilling to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats? Some small injuries can really sizzle, but you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage. Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye without any of the clean-up....

Take your upcoming party to the next level. Turn your cocktails into a specialty concoction with these dry ice drink stirrers.  Whether you use it for an unforgettable Instagram or making a drink to capture the eye of an onlooker,  you’re sure to impress with these. These stirring sticks are designed to...

Nothing reminds you that you’re no longer in college more than an unfinished bottle of wine. One of the first steps of adulthood is prioritizing your early morning meeting tomorrow over a second glass of Merlot. You might as well admit that wine makes you sleepy, grandma, and invest...

Don’t you hate it when you’re jibbing down the mountain on your board and all you have to listen to is the wind flying past your ears? Obviously, you can’t throw on some earphones unless you have some sort of crazy death wish. But with the Soundbot Bluetooth Beanie...

Watch Your Worries go up in Smoke Need a new stash of rolling papers? Grab these money rolling papers the next time you want to impress your friends and smoke your financial worries away. Nothing says “I’m broke and my own worst enemy” like burning Benjamins you could be...

Oh, the Poetic Irony Lord have mercy on us all, what foul creature hath thou wrought? Now, for a low low price, you can own the soul of a former banker, forever imprisoned in this hellish piggy bank. Frozen, save for a mouth that can open just wide enough...

Up Your Detective Game with this Lie Detector Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about. “Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies,...

The Instant Path to Enlightenment To quote the infinitely wise and enlightened Hugh Jackman, “I love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids’ parties for about three years.” Classic Hugh, am I right? He also said, “Meditation is all about the...

A Regular Ballpoint Pen? That’s not Going to Cut it, My Friend. You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, right? Right?? Of course, you are you forward-thinking genius. You are a tactical self-defense master. Your bunker is all stocked up; your go-bag is ready under your desk at work,...

I Declare a Thumb War We all know the saying: never bring a thumb to a hand war. Now you can dominate every thumb war with your very own tiny hand vinyl finger puppets. No longer will you have to sit there in shame, staring at your ridiculous digits...

Not Just a Box of Ladybugs, But a Box of 4,500 Ladybugs A box of ladybugs may seem like an insane thing to purchase anywhere, let alone online, and… it is! That’s why it’s perfect for you. You have spent too long in the shadows, lurking, waiting. You’ve sewn...

Unleash Your Inner Animal, On Your Face. Realistic animal masks aren’t just for zoo workers trying to get pandas riled up for mating season anymore! Now, for the first time ever, you too can unleash the animal inside while staying cool, comfortable, and covered from neck to noggin. Just...

A Can of Whoop-A**, You Ask? Who needs yet another cumbersome can of whoop-a**? You, that’s who, because this is no ordinary can of whoop-a**! Allow us to paint a picture for you. You’re out on the town, strutting your stuff, and you come across one of your many...

Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? A Costume. One Which Turns Your Dog Into A Duck! Let’s go over some of the benefits you and your fluffy friend will enjoy: Your dog will be quacking with joy until you...

Worried you might crash one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. And legally, you shouldn’t be on your phone while driving. Jeez. But, you’re too cool for rules, so – an invention had to be made. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute...

Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment, in every moment. But, the creature we all have come to know and love may not be so lovable as we think. Little did we know until now, they’re jerks. Their sparkle and mysticality is all just a front. In...

You know you’ve reached true adulthood when you get excited about new accessories for your laundry room. Nothing gets you happier than a new fresh linen-scented fabric softener that was fifty-percent off. Until you get the Laundry Lasso, that is. Alliterative and boundlessly useful, the Laundry Lasso is a...

Step Out of The Shower onto… Blood? Have you ever wanted a gift that just screamed “Oh dear lord, I’ve severed an artery! Am I about to hit the end game at life”? You have? Really? Well, this is awkward. Hang on. Wait. I’ve got it! Yeah, this should...

Dog lovers will do anything to make their pet’s lives more enjoyable. And for good reason. Dogs are arguably the only pure things left in the world, so we need to help them at all costs. A two-for-one benefit, this dog car seat cover protects your upholstery and your...

Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.  Everyone wants Plumper Lips! If you’ve been...

Do you want people to look at you and think, “Wow they have their corgi obsessed life completely together.” Don’t give them a reason to doubt that by adding this corgi butt coin purse to your collection. Take your Corgi obsession to a whole new level Throw that spare...