Gifts Under $25

Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right? The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...
$9.99
The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
$14.99
Imagine This… It’s 7PM on a Friday and several co-workers are coming over for a dinner party at your place.  Can you cook? No. But that’s not stopping you. Why? Because you see the value of networking. Everything is perfect.  You’ve got the grill going, all the patio furniture...
$9.48
toys for days
Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...
$19.99
coffee mug
How do you communicate to your boss and fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other day. Doing...
$12.99
blah, blah, blah talking push button
Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ bullsh*t excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
$10.99
customize toilet with vinyl decals
Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only...
$7.57
translucent lock pick set
Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through.   Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces.  The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces.  That long-winded dream or yours can now...
$16.99
everyday etiquette how-to guide
Meet Dick. Dick is…well, he’s a d*ck. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Dick than to apply the phallic four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. Dick litters and spits. Dick posts naked photos of his exes on the Internet. Dick regularly cuts people off...
$13.91
mini finger hand attachments for finger hands
You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! When...
$8.59
worldest smallest violin
We all have that friend from work. Let’s call her Karen. Karen thinks she’s the center of the Universe. Karen thinks that Bobby from accounting has a crush on her because he smiled at her once during the office Christmas party. When Karen looks at Bobby, she sees hearts...
$16.95
bazooka water gun super soaker
Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...
$13.49
fur pet bed hot dog design
How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I’ve given up on life, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! You’ve already managed to cultivate an off-putting animal musk that permeates your whole house. Of course,...
$19.50
brewed 2 burn craft beer scented candle
I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...
$9.95
keep condiments safe with the car condiment holder
It’s time to take the plunge. It’s time to get yourself an in-car sauce holder. Let’s be honest; your body is too far gone to have any real hope of getting back in shape. You’re never going to be the fittest person on the planet, and you’ll be damned...
$5.99
folding pocket knife
This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...
$19.99
extravagant expensive gold caviar
Are you a recent billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something...
$10,360.95
gentle deshedding tool
Pet grooming is arguably one of the worst parts about having a pet. Well, maybe just after picking up their feces. But it’s definitely up there. It’s expensive and time-consuming. With the grooming glove, it doesn’t have to be! Salon Style at Home Save money on expensive salon visits...
$13.86
flash-card-set-with-slang-terms
So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...
$10.35