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Gifts Under $25

The Airzooka

Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.
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$19.50
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3d Light Bulb

Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of your subconscious begin to twinkle. Your body becomes light...
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Prank Pistachios

Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...
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$12.99
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the complaint grenade ensures no more complaints!

The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every...
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$17.99
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Fake Lottery Scratch-Off Tickets

Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...
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$4.99
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The Passive Aggressive Notepad

While we’re on the subject of you, you’ve been a little passive aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me. Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER. Just dance around the topic like...
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$5.50
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Fake Money Stacks

Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! https://youtu.be/gFqD_0IK-9A Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster....
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$9.99
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The Epic Fail Button

The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
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$14.99
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Los Pollos Hermanos Apron

Imagine This… It’s 7PM on a Friday and several co-workers are coming over for a dinner party at your place.  Can you cook? No. But that’s not stopping you. Why? Because you see the value of networking. Everything is perfect.  You’ve got the grill going, all the patio furniture...
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$9.48
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toys for days

Pimple Popping Toy

Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...
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$19.99
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coffee mug

World’s Okayest Employee Mug

How do you communicate to your boss and fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how!   You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other day....
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$12.99
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blah, blah, blah talking push button

Blah, Blah, Blah Talking Button

Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ bullsh*t excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
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$10.99
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customize toilet with vinyl decals

Vinyl Toilet Decals

Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only...
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$7.57
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translucent lock pick set

Practice Lock Pick Set

Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through.   Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces.  The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces.  That long-winded dream or yours can now...
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$16.99
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everyday etiquette how-to guide

How Not to be a D*ck

Meet Dick. Dick is…well, he’s a d*ck. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Dick than to apply the phallic four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. Dick litters and spits. Dick posts naked photos of his exes on the Internet. Dick regularly cuts people off...
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$13.91
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mini finger hand attachments for finger hands

Finger Hands For Finger Hands

You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! When...
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$8.59
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worldest smallest violin

Worlds Smallest Violin

We all have that friend from work. Let’s call her Karen. Karen thinks she’s the center of the Universe. Karen thinks that Bobby from accounting has a crush on her because he smiled at her once during the office Christmas party. When Karen looks at Bobby, she sees hearts...
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$16.95
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