Gifts Under $25

You’ve got all the riches, and the world knows it. You’re surrounded by wealth, luxury, and all the things the world envies. So how do you ensure you keep all the things you have worked so hard in this life untouched by the mass of humanity that wants nothing...
$10.99
Have you ever wondered what happens behind your back? The reality of being a human being is that you can’t naturally look forward and backward at the same time. That sucks. Especially when you take into consideration the things we’ve found out happen while an average person has their...
$14.99
It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate...
$16.48
Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.
$19.50
Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of your subconscious begin to twinkle. Your body becomes light...
$14.99
Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...
$12.99
the complaint grenade ensures no more complaints!
What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every...
$17.99
Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...
$4.99
While we’re on the subject of you, you’ve been a little passive aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me. Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER.   Just dance around the topic...
$5.50
Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...
$9.99
The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
$14.99
Retired Adults wearing gag gifts and laughing
Know someone who is about to retire and needs an awesome gift? Maybe they are ready to hang their ties up (or maybe even burn them all), then this is the list for you! We’ve collected some of the funniest retirement gifts on the internet, and you can get...
It’s Another Friday Night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can...
$9.48
toys for days
Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...
$19.99
coffee mug
How do you communicate to your loving boss and awesome fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other...
$12.99
If you’ve ever received a gift that you were less-than-thrilled about and wanted to re-gift, you’re not alone. And it’s not just the giving part, it’s receiving too. In fact, one survey suggests that an overwhelming majority of people – 83 percent – are completely comfortable receiving a re-gifted...
best gifts for women
Do you have trouble finding the perfect gift for the special woman in your life? Whether she’s picky or already seems to have everything she wants, there are innovative gift ideas to make her heart skip a beat. And the internet has made shopping for one-of-a-kind gifts easier than...
blah, blah, blah talking push button
Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ endless excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
$10.99
customize toilet with vinyl decals
Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only...
$7.57
translucent lock pick set
Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through. Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces. The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces. That long-winded dream or yours...
$16.99
collection of birthday gift ideas
Birthdays are the best times to show someone how much they mean to you. It’s a time for creating memorable moments and showering others with special gifts. Even birthday scrooges agree. But it’s tough deciding whether to go all out on that one unique gift or buy a gift...
everyday etiquette how-to guide
Meet Dick (short for Richard). Richard is…well, he’s not one of those people you’d call your pal. Neither is he rich. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Mr. Richard than to apply the four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. It fits Mr. Richard well,...
$13.91
mini finger hand attachments for finger hands
You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! What’s...
$8.59
bazooka water gun super soaker
Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...
$13.49
fur pet bed hot dog design
How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I love hot dogs and my dog, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! Quirky, but comfortable for your dog The marks of your lovely little furry children...
$19.50
brewed 2 burn craft beer scented candle
I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...
$9.95
keep condiments safe with the car condiment holder
It’s time to take the plunge. It’s time to get yourself an in-car sauce holder. Let’s be honest; your body is too far gone to have any real hope of getting back in shape. You’re never going to be the fittest person on the planet, and you’ll be damned...
$5.99
folding pocket knife
This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...
$19.99
people of walmart coloring book
The People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book is just the thing for that Zen soul-searcher who has tried everything. You’ve attempted to practice meditation, hour after hour of diligently coloring mandalas and then burning them, to remind you of the futility of labor and the importance of the present....
$10.79
extravagant expensive gold caviar
Are you a billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something sensible...
$10,360.95
gentle deshedding tool
Pet grooming is arguably one of the worst parts about having a pet. Well, maybe just after picking up their feces. But it’s definitely up there. It’s expensive and time-consuming. With the grooming glove, it doesn’t have to be! Salon Style at Home Save money on expensive salon visits...
$13.86
flash-card-set-with-slang-terms
So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...
$10.35
funny animal fridge magnets
Do you like strong magnets and you cannot lie? What about animal butts? Yes? Well, then these dog butt animal fridge magnets are perfect for you, you little weirdo. Most kitchens house traditional fridge magnets, like a free one from a local pizza restaurant and an “I <3 NY”...
$10.00
best gifts in 2018 for your friends
We all like to think we know our friends pretty well. We might boast that we know their birthday or their favorite color, what sports teams they like and what they do for fun. But when it comes down to buying a gift for a friend, we often stop cold,...
talking-toilet-paper-holder
Do you ever get lonely during your long hours on the toilet? Do you ever want some company or just a friend to talk to? Or show your presence when someone else is in your bathroom? Turn an average trip to the bathroom into a scary, yet laughing matter...
$14.99
novelty ceramic mug
We might as well admit the elephant in the room: coffee makes you poop. Coffee is both a laxative and a diuretic, which is a fancy way of saying you’ll need to use the bathroom one way or another. A coffee mug shouldn’t shy away from this fact and...
$12.99
novelty meat first-aid bandages
Tired of ordinary bandages? Unwilling to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats? Some small injuries can really sizzle, but you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage. Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye without any of the clean-up....
$5.87
smoking-dry-ice-drink-stirrer-sticks
Take your upcoming party to the next level. Turn your cocktails into a specialty concoction with these dry ice drink stirrers.  Whether you use it for an unforgettable Instagram or making a drink to capture the eye of an onlooker,  you’re sure to impress with these. These stirring sticks are designed to...
$13.95
gimmick rubber wine bottle stopper
Nothing reminds you that you’re no longer in college more than an unfinished bottle of wine. One of the first steps of adulthood is prioritizing your early morning meeting tomorrow over a second glass of Merlot. You might as well admit that wine makes you sleepy, grandma, and invest...
$13.97
wireless headset speakerphone cap
Don’t you hate it when you’re jibbing down the mountain on your board and all you have to listen to is the wind flying past your ears? Obviously, you can’t throw on some earphones unless you have some sort of crazy death wish. But with the Soundbot Bluetooth Beanie...
$16.99
rolling with the homies
Watch Your Worries go up in Smoke Need a new stash of rolling papers? Grab these money rolling papers the next time you want to impress your friends and smoke your financial worries away. Nothing says “I’m broke and my own worst enemy” like burning Benjamins you could be...
$6.64
Oh, the Poetic Irony Lord have mercy on us all, what foul creature hath thou wrought? Now, for a low low price, you can own the soul of a former banker, forever imprisoned in this hellish piggy bank. Frozen, save for a mouth that can open just wide enough...
$14.99
Up Your Detective Game with this Lie Detector Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about. “Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies,...
$19.99
The Instant Path to Enlightenment To quote the infinitely wise and enlightened Hugh Jackman, “I love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids’ parties for about three years.” Classic Hugh, am I right? He also said, “Meditation is all about the...
$6.95
A Regular Ballpoint Pen? That’s not Going to Cut it, My Friend. You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, right? Right?? Of course, you are you forward-thinking genius. You are a tactical self-defense master. Your bunker is all stocked up; your go-bag is ready under your desk at work,...
$16.65
novelty finger hands gift
I Declare a Thumb War We all know the saying: never bring a thumb to a hand war. Now you can dominate every thumb war with your very own tiny hand vinyl finger puppets. No longer will you have to sit there in shame, staring at your ridiculous digits...
$5.99
Not Just a Box of Ladybugs, But a Box of 4,500 Ladybugs A box of ladybugs may seem like an insane thing to purchase anywhere, let alone online, and… it is! That’s why it’s perfect for you. You have spent too long in the shadows, lurking, waiting. You’ve sewn...
$17.99
realistic animal face mask
Unleash Your Inner Animal, On Your Face. Realistic animal masks aren’t just for zoo workers trying to get pandas riled up for mating season anymore! Now you too can unleash the animal inside while staying cool, comfortable, and covered from neck to noggin. Just pull it on and feel...
$15.99
can-of-whoop-ass
A Can of Whoop-Ass, You Ask? Who needs yet another cumbersome can of whoop-ass? You, that’s who, because this is no ordinary can of whoop ass! Allow us to paint a picture for you. You’re out on the town, strutting your stuff, and you come across one of your...
$5.99
chihuahua-in-duck-dog-muzzle
Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? A Costume. One Which Turns Your Dog Into A Duck! Let’s go over some of the benefits you and your fluffy friend will enjoy: Your dog will be quacking with joy until you...
$8.99
magnetic cell phone car mount
Worried you might crash and die one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at his phone than the car in front of him. So don’t be that guy. Unfortunately, bring that...
$10.99
unicorns-are-jerks-coloring-book-for-adults
Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment.  But, the creature we all have come to know and love may not be so lovable as we think.  Little did we know until now, they’re f***ing jerks. Their sparkle and mysticality is all just a front.   In this Unicorns...
$7.70
prevent laundry mildew
You know you’ve reached true adulthood when you get excited about new accessories for your laundry room. Nothing gets you happier than a new fresh linen-scented fabric softener that was fifty-percent off. Until you get the Laundry Lasso, that is. Alliterative and boundlessly useful, the Laundry Lasso is a...
$14.99
Waterproof seat protector for dogs
Dog lovers will do anything to make their pet’s lives more enjoyable. And for good reason. Dogs are arguably the only pure things left in the world, so we need to help them at all costs. A two-for-one benefit, this dog car seat cover protects your upholstery and your...
$19.99
Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.  Everyone wants them. Too bad yours are...
$19.99
dog coin holder
Do you want people to look at you and think, “Wow they have their corgi obsessed life completely together.” Don’t give them a reason to doubt that by adding this corgi butt coin purse to your collection. Take your corgi obsession to a whole new level. Throw that spare...
$9.99
formula for unskrinking clothes
Another week, another load of laundry you left in the dryer too long and transformed your shirt from a size large to an overly cozy small. We all mess up the wash every so often.  Or every day, but no judgment! You no longer need to toss those shrunken...
$11.99
funny poop emoji shaped cake
Getting angry is easy, but getting even is fun! Your ex may have broken up with you on your birthday (say WHAT), and we all know it is because they did not want to buy you a gift (are you KIDDING ME). Tell them how you really feel by...
$5.29
Hands-free phone viewing
Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed millennials...
$9.00
Calling all humans to reconnect with the Earth and plant flowers today! But don’t just plant any flower, plant the galaxy. These purple galaxy flowers will make everyone want to come over to your house and actually say “whoah” and be legit impressed about something of yours for once....
$7.89
MyCozyCups I Before E Weird Mug is perfect to sip your tea in front of your English teacher, your always right grammar police friends, or that kid that throws out novelty sayings for no reason or relevance. The I before E weird mug is like drinking your comeback and...
What if you had a BS detector… What would you do with it? Where would you take it? The official BS Auto-Detection Button with A.I. capabilities listens to your voice, analyzes changes in tone, measures the level of humidity in the air to sense when you’re sweating (aka lying)...
$7.99
Let’s be real; fish are the easiest pet to take care of.  But sometimes, even throwing some food in their tank now and then can become a real hassle when you’re busy trying to take over the world.  Well, the robotic pet fish is the answer to your problem....
$9.99
I am just going to come right out and ask, do you want everyone to talk about you? You don’t have to admit it to anyone else, but you don’t need to lie to yourself while reading. This is the conversation piece of the year, imagine yourself at a...
$13.99
Who is the life of the party? Is it the guy who brings all the beer, or the guy that cleans up the beer while dancing in his new house party mop shoes? What if I told you, you could be both those guys? You can be anything you...
$12.00
Are you a cultural archetype? Having 100 cats is desirable. Cats are mysterious furry creatures, and only the most devilish of women or men can remember all of their cat’s names. Playing yarm games with your cats may take up most of your time on a daily basis, this...
$25.00
This newly designed Tamagotchi is making a comeback in toys and games. The original electronic pet came out in 1977; now in 2018, you can add a cute pooping robot to your keychain! Your Tamagotchi is just like a real pet, it cries, and needs attention on a regular...
$9.99
popping fun costume
Do you have a desire to pledge allegiance to the Zoltan? Have an obsession with popping bubble wrap? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck? Enter: The Bubble Wrap Suit All of...
$24.95
disposable subtle butt
Picture this: You’re in a meeting, going on hour two. You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now. You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting one loose, or two, and him commenting...
$12.95
best kitchen item
Have you ever woken out of bed thinking of breakfast? It’s a boring thought. That’s why The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece! Worried you might be late for work? Well, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any...
$12.99
Let’s face it, you look better with sunglasses on. But sometimes, it’s not worth all the hassle to drive all the way to the ancient ruins known as “The Mall” to find a pair. So, how do you address this issue? Especially you’re a such a social butterfly, but...
$15.98