If you still think the archaic “That Was Easy” button has any relevance in today’s world, you’ve got another thing coming, Mister (or Miss. Or Ms. Or Mrs. ). That thing you’ve got coming? The “NAILED IT” button. Designed in a micro laboratory in the heart of downtown Brooklyn, this is the absolute must-have button […]
Meet Mister Chubbles, the cat that makes other cats look lazy. Have you ever heard of a cat that earns enough money to pay the mortgage on a nice, mid-sized starter home? How about a cat that is not only painstakingly precise when it comes to floor maintenance, but also has an incredible knack for […]
Since you can’t physically consume fried chicken in your sleep (we’ve field tested several times, no luck), we found the next best thing: a fried chicken pillow
“Crazy James the Screamin’ Goat” is what his family, friends, neighbors and every farmer east of the Mississippi call him. What they don’t know is the real reason he screams…
Whoever told you money doesn’t grow on trees is wrong. Money does grow on trees. In fact, it’s now easy to grow money wherever you want with the money printer!
The NERD SQUAD has officially blown open its doors and is welcoming new members who can fall in line with what it means to be the nerdiest of nerds. Fortunately, if you’re not quite prepared to join the NERD SQUAD, this all in one NERD KIT is going to get you almost all the way to the finish line.
Make your dog feel like Superman with this dog outfit perfect for your little superhero. Available in multiple sizes, all with the same outcome: awesomeness.
Simply put your pet’s paw on the crystal ball and the powers within will illuminate the orb to show you a lifelike, 3D picture of what your animal is thinking. We’ll be honest…it’s not always pretty.
This kit has everything you need to pull pranks, survive in the wilderness & more. Fuel can, matches, logs, fire pit. You’ll have it made. With a kit like this, you’ll have no problems with your first fire.
3D murals are the straw that stirs the drink of life. Do you want to make a drink, or do you want to sit there like some one dimensional lump of a human being?
WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL TOUCHING STUFF WITHOUT FINGER COVERS LIKE SOME TWO BIT JABRONI FROM PLANET “I’M INSANE-A-TOPIA?!” You must be out of your barely functioning, rummage sale quality brain if you think touching door handles, ATM buttons or pretty much everything on planet Earth that isn’t the underbelly of a newborn kitten is safe. […]
What’s a Handy Hand, you ask? Oh buddy do you have a lot to discover. Imagine a hand, that’s like yours, but, it’s not – it’s a helping extension that does all
Say goodbye to costly toilet paper…forever! Did you know that the average human being spends 97.3%* of their life on the toilet? Most people have dozens of ledgers, quill pen and ink well within inches of their throne. As the epicenter of home entertainment, the toilet is a very important place. Here are just a […]
You pull. And rip. And tear. AND NOTHING HAPPENS. Not great. For YOU have been victim to one of the greatest pranks ever to have been bestowed upon the crap shack: No-Tear Toilet Paper
Your pets new favorite pastime. This unique contraption works for both dogs and cats, and, they love it! It’s kinda like giving kids an iPad… great to free up your time
Have you ever wondered how to appropriately pay someone back for something they’ve given you or something they’ve done for you?
If you’ve ever said to yourself, “You know, I’d like to own an alien one day,” you are about to hit the jackpot: Baby Yoda We proudly introduce you to an alien. We’re not quite sure who he is, or much about his background, so we’re going to speculate here: This little green alien, while […]
At some point over the last decade, toilet timers have revealed that our time in the bathroom has increased exponentially. What are we doing there? Showering more effectively? Shaving more intensely? Taking our dental care game to the next level? Doubt it. We’re sitting on the toilet staring at a tiny little screen like the […]
With the technological advances of the last decade apparent, it has always stunned the universe that there was not an easier way to access the simple pleasures of WiFi. A brief look back at the incredible break-throughs shows a fantastic trajectory of monumental progress: 2011 – Albert Snoot introduces drinkable gasoline 2012 – Derek Jeter […]
You love your partner. You love your friends. You love animals, nature, the ocean. You even love the sun, the moon, the stars. It’s so hard to love everything so much, isn’t it? It would bring a damn tear to the eye of a grizzled Viking warrior if they ever saw how much you truly […]
Hello, my name is Chuck Norris, and I’m here to tell you about this fancy little book a good friend of mine named Ian Spector wrote called: “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human.” Now the first question you might be asking is, “Hey, Mr. Norris – are you really […]
With cannabis everything all the rage these days, it’s rare to come across a cannabis scent product that has actually been in existence for well over 250 years. The year was 1783. It was early Spring, and Farmer Jedidiah “Cheech” Hamilton set forth to plow his fields. Hamilton was used to waking well before sunrise […]
2020 is going to a magnificent year filled with technological marvels that were unimaginable just a decade ago. Thanks to the internet, and super fast wifi, our planet is now more connected than ever. Futurists suggest that in just a few short years, we’ll have a global economy, location independent jobs, energy that is not […]
Justice is served every time you play this robot vs. robot game – because there’s a winner. One winner.
Not some lame modern-day version of a winner, like, “Oh, you tried your best, here’s a high five and participation trophy!”
Does it smell like success in here, or is it just my underarms wafting the odor of a winner? Yup, it’s definitely me. It’s not you, and your weird little parking routine that makes it look like a six-year-old somehow got their license from a cereal box as a prize. Why is it the general […]
