The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your ax! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an ax?? Well then, this hand-forged Viking ax is just the thing for you.
What kind of Viking do you think you are, wandering about unarmed? Honestly, it’s like you don’t even want to get into Valhalla and feast with the gods. There will be no place at the table for those caught unawares by their foes and killed without even axing ONE of them! And as we all know, the more you slay on your way out, the more glasses of blood mead the Valkyries will pour you with your roast boar.
You need a light, dynamic ax that you can trust. That’s why you need this hand-forged, authentic Viking ax, made with only the finest carbon steel. Light and perfectly balanced, this ax is the perfect tool for sending your enemies on their way to Hel.
Ever since you were a young Viking, you’ve dreamed of honoring your ancestors in battle and joining the ranks of the holy warriors at Odin’s side. What happened? Somewhere through the years, you lost your way. You got a ‘real job’. Bought a pair of sensible shoes. Settled down with a wife and kids and a white picket fence. No more! The dream is still alive. It is not too late to fulfill your destiny as the Viking that you know you are.
With hand forged, carbon steel Viking ax in hand, you will cast aside your boring, meaningless life, and set sail to conquer and plunder. Never again will you flinch at the sound of a cheering crowd, in fear of marauding hordes coming to take your land and honor. With this hand-forged Viking ax at your side, you are the one that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!