Meet Bill the Bull, the inflatable pool bull.
Sure, that’s not his official name, but he is a bull. No doubt.
This bull has been given the name Bill for a few reasons:
- Bill is a super sweet name that reminds us of a John Wayne era man’s man
- Bill is something you get after a meal…usually where you order steak…and bulls are steak
- Bill is what you’ll have to pay…after being knocked off this beast of an inflatable
Bill is a son of a gun, let’s be honest.
Why is that you ask? Well, because he’s controlled by other people.
Usually, your friends who are all up for making your life a living hell (and in turn, a dream for the party goers who want to see something fun happen).
Let’s be honest: old bull riding was a massive pain in the arse.
A P.I.T.A. as the kids call it these days. But not a pita like a bread pocket.
A P.I.T.A. like “Oh, no, I am falling off a bull.” The bull was loud, mechanical, and probably hurt you on the way down.
Bill is gentle but firm. A tender bull who wants to kick you straight in the grapes, but also asks if you’re okay after he does it.
Few things in this modern era evoke the type of championship feel that something like Bill The Inflatable Pool Bull does.
Bill the inflatable pool bull is an anomaly, in the best way. Why, you ask? Well, because he allows the people you’re hanging out with to jostle you around like you’re some sort of feather in the wind.
You hang on to the pool bull for dear life until finally, you go flying off into the wind.
But, you know, it’s all good. Even after you go flying off into the wind, you’re still awesome.
Pat yourself on the back, you are one of the rare, brave humans in this world who attempted to defeat the mightiest of bulls. You had the trash sack to try and win against Bill.
This inflatable makes everyone at your party have fun. Period. Whether their 8 or 88, this inflatable bull makes it clear that the vibe in the air is excitement, anticipation, enjoyment.
You need to be the body that rocks the party. You need the inflatable pool bull.
Let this photo-realistic pool bull be the party starter you’ve been looking for.
When you bust this beast out, everyone will know that the party is about to begin.
No bull, this pool inflatable thing is awesome.
Simply get a few folks to hang their hands on the inflatable tube. Another all-star jumps on the bull, then the fun begins.
Do us a favor, make a commitment right now:
- No more boring parties.
- No more boring pool parties.
- No more boring anything.
Be done with the bull by getting the inflatable pool bull, take it by the horns and get it done. The time to live your best life is now. Believe us, the party will love you. In the end, the heavy-duty, inflatable pool bull will love you as well.
Parties. Only better. No bull.
The Inflatable Pool Bull is Quick to Blow Up, Great Material
We are huge GoFloats fans and love all of their water floats. We added this float to our collection last weekend for a family BBQ pool party. Everyone loved the float and thought it was super original. Great quality (feels like sturdy raft material), blows up quickly (with a hairdryer or pump), stays blown up for days, great to lounge on and stood up to a bunch of kids playing and jumping all over it. At one point, we had three adults comfortably laying on it. Unlike other brands we've bought, it's held its color after multiple days sitting in the sun. Highly recommend! -Amazon Review
Product SKU: 49000000
Product Brand: GoFloats
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 39.64
Price Valid Until: 2027-04-30
Product In-Stock: InStock
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