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Pillow fights first came into prominence in the royalty circle of Richard the Lionheart in 1189. Sure, you’re reading this like, “Yeah, dude, I know He was the son of Duke Robert of Normandy, also called ‘Robert the Devil’, and of Herlev (also known as Arlette), whose father, Fulbert, was a tanner: a trade deemed […]

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Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.

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Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment, in every moment. But, what if Unicorns really are just a bunch of jerks???  Sure, they’re all mystical and magical and whatnot, but can you really trust them?  This hilarious unicorn coloring book takes a closer look at these so-called creatures of light, exposing them for […]

Looking for a pet that’s out-of-this-world adorable? Look no further than Pet Sea Monkeys! These amazing little creatures are not only cute as can be, but they’re also super easy to care for. Just add water and watch them grow! Picture the first time you ever went to SeaWorld. Smell the saltwater emanating from what […]

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Are you a billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something sensible and boring like paying off your […]

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You have a filthy mind, and we’re not even sure we’re going to continue with this product description until we make one thing clear. THIS BOOK IS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IT’S ABOUT. You think you’re so sneaky. Clicking on the image, the link, whatever. Your mind is racing. “Oh, my! There’s a book […]

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Imagine this: It’s another wonderful Friday night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then it hits you, and you remember… In your locker in the back room, you have something that […]

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Introducing the egg-citing Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator – the perfect tool for separating yolks from whites without all the sassy fuss and messy muss! With his big white nose and sneeze-inducing power, Mr. Sneezy is sure to make your breakfast prep a breeze. Simply crack your chicken’s egg into the top of his head, give […]

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Ever wondered what your furry friend is thinking? Well, wonder no more! Introducing: The Dog Talking Buttons The revolutionary way to literally give your pets a voice. Because let’s face it, interpreting those barks and meows can be as confusing as trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube in the dark. Plus, pets are part of […]

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Murder is a common theme in Game of Thrones. Just when you get attached or start sympathizing with a character…boom! They’ve been barbecued with wildfire or had their throat sliced end to end like a sacrificial goat. More than 30 characters died in the season six finale, and yet you yearn for more Westeros mystery […]

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Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It delivers tissues out of the butt […]

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Look at you, living in some sort of “regular” house like you’re some king or something. Oh, our apologies, your majesty! Apparently, you like living in a “neighborhood.” Apparently, you think you need a “basement.” How weak we are that we think you could get by in life without a “working fireplace.” Well, you son […]

Everyone knows that distracted driving is the best type of driving! If you added up all of the time you spent mindlessly driving, looking at stop signs, pedestrians, red lights, oncoming traffic, and all the other nonsense that being behind the wheel forces you to look at, you’d have a metric ton of useless time. […]

Once upon a time, in the leafy green heart of Crunchland, lived a whimsical cereal-loving wizard named Broccolius. Broccolius was no ordinary wizard; he was a guardian of greens, a vanquisher of vegetable vagrancy, and a hero of healthy habits. His heart throbbed with a desire to rid the world of its unhealthy cravings. He […]

The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in the room laugh with this amusing […]

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Please take a moment to reflect on the wonderful prose from, classically trained popular music star of the 1980’s, Kendall “Rockwell” Gordy as he sang in his 1984 smash hit “Somebody’s Watching Me,”, “I always feel like…somebody’s watching me….whoa-oh-oh. I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy…whoa-oh-oh!” Poor Rockwell. Why did he feel […]

Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed people who haven’t seen the light of […]

CALLING ALL PARTY ANIMALS! OK, the party animals are here! Look at you crazy party animals! Horses, sheep, pigs, cows! Wild and crazy party animals who just love having a good time, don’t they! Now do us a favor. Get out. You, get out of here. Every single last one of you. Horse? Back to […]

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I Declare a Thumb War We all know the saying: never bring a thumb to a hand war. Now you can dominate every thumb war with your very own tiny hand vinyl finger puppets. No longer will you have to sit there in shame, staring at your ridiculous digits that end in a stump. These […]

Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the prank master general, Sir Edgar Toots and the story of his claim-to-fame with the toilet squirt gun prank. The legend of Edgar Toots is far and wide in this fair (and sometimes unfair) land.  If you aren’t familiar with the lore and legacy of the man once […]

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It’s the future, dude – nobody should have to stand when they can sit. Therefore; we formally announce the world’s greatest device: The Wearable Chair (as seen on Silicon Valley) That’s right – take a load off anytime, anywhere with the chair that literally changes everything for the better. Going to an outdoor concert? Forget […]