Even before the Prank-O Prank Pack “Snack Hat” bursts on the scene at your upcoming gift-giving event, you’ve got everything figured out.
You’ll get ready for the event by looking, and probably smelling awesome too.
You’ll wear clothes perfect for the occasion and maybe even do your hair extra special so that people who see it comment to you, “Wow, you look fabulous!”
You’ll drive to the party thinking about the perfect conversation topics like, “So, what’d you guys do today” and “Have you seen that popular show on that streaming network.” Oh man, you’ve got it all figured out.
You’ll burst into the party with the exact right amount of panache and style, snack style.
You’ll be greeting everyone like the coolest party guest ever, which, you are. Some people get hugs, some people get handshakes, some people will get just a standoffish “Hey, I think I remember you, how’s it going.”
Whatever the situation, you’ve got that handled like it’s nothing.
Just imagine the number of right swipes you’d get if you were single and this hat was in your profile picture…
Now, we all know your gift is actually a bottle of wine, or a sweater or a whatever.
But when your guest opens the wrapping and sees the box that shows it’s a “Magnetic Snap Hat,” they are going to explode with laughter (maybe literally).
The packaging is legit. So legit in fact, they gift receiver might be like, “Yo, wait for a minute man, dude, bro, sis, cousin, is this thing for real a magnetic snap hat? Come on broseph, are you for real?”
Then they open up the box and…OH SNAP CRACKLE POP!
It’s not really a magnetic snap hat. It’s your real gift.
Then the entire party starts going crazy.
Laughter ensues, high-fives make the way around the room (this time, not skipping you), hugs from everyone, inappropriate kisses. The list goes on.
Everything is on the table as you become the hero of the party for the night.
The night ends. You’ve done it. You stupendous, irresistible human being, you.
You drive back to your home with smug satisfaction knowing that the gift box purportedly containing a Magnetic Snap Hat had perfectly complimented your all-star party guest status.
Cheers to you. You’re such a professional gift giver, party-guest and all-around champion of social functions. You’re the king of the world.
You lay in bed pondering the wonder of the snack hat packaging, thinking to yourself:
Rest your head, my friend. You’ve done it again. The life of the party, yet again.
Now rest, and dream of what wonders may come next for you with Prank-O prank pack gift boxes.
Or dream of what life would be like if you actually had a snack hat. The things you could do, things you could see, places you could go..
Oh the possibilities. If only life were a dream.
Then you remember: Prank Pack “Snack Hat” helps you wrap your real gift in a funny Joke Gift Box, by Prank-O.
Disclaimer: It’s not actually a real hat. But someone should make it one. Let us know if you do. That would be awesome.