Many very intellectually advanced people in America have high praise for the wonderfully captivating and famous television star Captain Kangaroo.
If you’re unfamiliar, first, let us welcome you out from underneath that gross old rock you’ve been living in. Let us refer to Wikipedia to catch you up on Mr. Kangaroo:
Cool story, right bro?
You know what that dude didn’t do? Jump hella high.
The Skyrunner Jumping Stilts were built well after Captain Kangaroo
(And with good reason – it took them just a bit longer to out rank him.) We’ll call these the First Lieutenant Kangaroo.
You might be wondering, “Will these kangaroo shoes help me be a better athlete?”
Umm…yep. Big time.
They’ll not only make you do everything better, you’ll look awesome doing it.
Imagine wearing these things off the court, just to be amazing.
Let’s say your neighbor down the street is having a party.
They’ve got all the regulars there:
Immediate applause, astonishment, awe.
You, my fine friend, are undoubtedly the hit of the party.
Now all of a sudden, the party is going nuts.
The BBQ is flaming, the drinks are flowing, the dunks are happening, all because you brought the ruckus with the Kangaroo stilts.