It’s Another Friday Night…
…and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses.
And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can take away all the pain. Something that can give you energy again. Something that can cheer up your drowsy customers.
What Could It Be?
Why it’s the Los Pollos Hermanos Apron of course!
Just look at those birds’ smiles. As you spread mayo on your 105th McChicken of the day, you can dream about the life those chickens lived before they became, well, a McChicken.
Think about the brother chickens, happily feeding on grain at the chicken coupe. Let your imagination run wild!
Dream Your Night Away
No more staring at the clock wondering “how much longer”. Now, you’ll be busy dreaming about the chicken brothers on your apron.
You’ll keep your mind busy your whole shift long!
Impress The Cute Drive-Through Customer
Do you know what else is great about Los Pollos Hermanos Apron? You’ve got instant flirt material. Next time that cute girl comes through the drive-through, you’ll be ready.
Show off your Micky D’s swag in your unique apron. You’ll stand out from the rest of your burger buddies with your one-of-a-kind look.
Here she comes now, with the classic pickup line:
“Hey, you must be a chicken, because that apron is impeccable”
Score! Now all you have to do is grab her digits.
So what are you waiting for? Get shopping and buy yourself Los Pollos Hermanos Apron.