Dude – Jacques Cousteau would be rolling over in his coral reef condo right now if he knew about this SMACO Scuba Tank.
Remember back in the day when you used to have to wheel a thousand pound oxygen chamber made of solid bronze to be able to enjoy the wonders of your neighborhood pond?
Only to finally amble into the water and only be able to go underneath for about eight seconds.
And all you saw was a frog, who seemed very disinterested in the whole affair?
No more of that nonsense!
We know – an aquatic dream come true, baby!
So what could 30 minutes under water give you enough time to do?
Here are just a few suggestions:
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Immediately buy a one way ticket to Scotland.
Visit the Loch. Swim around for a few minutes admiring the murkiness before you grab the Loch Ness Monster by the fin, escort him on land and declare yourself the champion of the world. Now you’re rich, famous and have a new best friend that you can lovingly refer to as Nessie. Wondering why you only bought a one way ticket? Because you’re rich now. You don’t need a ticket back. You just discovered one of the most sought after creatures in human history. You can buy your own jet. Or worst case scenario - you can jump on Nessie’s back and he’ll float you anywhere. Jackpot!
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Go down to mermaid island.
That’s right, there’s an island. Filled with mermaids. They’re real - and they’re awesome. They also rent out high end beach apartments that we think you’ll find enjoyable - on account of their many amenities - including foosball and unlimited appetizers from 5-6pm at the Mermaid Tavern. Please note, while we cannot disclose the exact coordinates of Mermaid Island, we can assure you it is only accessible to those who own a SMACO Scuba Tank.
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Reenact the film Castaway.
Go to whatever island that place was. Draw on a volleyball...or a basketball, or whatever. Yell “FIRE!” Then call it a day and head back around mid-afternoon. See, you’re basically just like Tom Hanks. Except Ol’ Hanky didn’t have the SMACO Scuba Tank that was refillable, easy to carry and came with its own travel bag.
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Swim in a truck bed pool.
Yes, you could literally setup a pool for your truck bed and practice using it in your driveway!
While these are only three ideas on how to use the SMACO Scuba Tank, we can tell you there are kajillions of ideas. Yes, literally kajillions.
By the way, do you know why a kid would pursue scuba diving? Because all their grades are below C-level!