Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

Have you ever really wanted to add salt to a wound literally, well this is pepper spray but isn’t that close enough? Because now with this SALT defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal. When it comes to self-defense it beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation, style, and range.

Suck it Bear Mace!!

Coming home from the bar all alone and there’s something creeping following you and you aren’t sure if it’s your stupid friend Steve, or the f@%$ing Slenderman? Well, who cares? If it’s the slender man he obviously had it coming, and your friend Steve should’ve known better because you always tell him not to sneak up on you, so at least now with SALT he’ll finally learn that lesson (It’s a painful lesson, but he’ll probably survive it and remember you don’t like jump scares). You know that old saying about the best defense is a good offense?

Well, the best defense against an assault is SALT. Also, if you do get attacked, I feel like when you successfully defend yourself using this Salt Supply Pepper Spray Gun Self Defense Kit, you should pretty much have to ask the person who is writhing in deserved agony if they are salty that you were prepared… don’t do it for me though, do it for yourself… or call the cops like a normal non-sociopath I suppose.

Whatever Floats Your Boat

Whatever floats your boat, as long as you are safe, which is the purpose of this device, it’s military strength equipment, the pepper spray rounds have a 5 year shelf life, which is pretty damn good, and it lacks recoil when fired, so you can get used to using it pretty easily compared to a real gun. So whatever the danger, or y’know whichever dickhead friend, you can feel better prepared.