A fancy pants internet surfer who just beached themselves on the shore of the Sarcasm Dictionary.
Good for you. It must take a lot of brains to get lost on an awesome website only to find the greatest book in history.
But here you are, just waiting to be impressed.
Well here it is: The Sarcasm Dictionary is actually better than you.
We were going to say “circle of influence,” but let’s be honest: everyone is influenced by you.
Which is why it is of utmost importance that you waft your air of superiority from east coast to west coast and north pole to south pole. Everyone will feel your virtual “pat on the head,” after you read this delightfully wicked textbook.
From advertisements to email, social media arguments and more, there’s a witty answer for every situation.
Sarcasm is an ancient art form that dates back to the time of the dinosaurs. It’s a way for people to express themselves without really expressing anything at all, and it’s an excellent way to deal with annoying idiots. The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is a handy-dandy hardcover book and reference guide to help you understand sarcasm when you encounter it, and create your own when you need it.
No longer rely on those around you to supply you with the ammunition needed to verbally eviscerate them.
This Official Dictionary of Sarcasm will set you up for success in every situation, without even needing a prompt.
You’ll simply be ready to drop that sarcasm on real thick in a moment’s notice.
At first glance, it looks just another boring resource. But as you start to read it, you’ll quickly realize that this is no ordinary dictionary. It’s packed full of clever quips and sharp remarks that would put any other book of sarcasm to shame.
So where is sarcasm appropriate? In your case: everywhere.
Whether you’re on the phone with a receptionist or purchasing a new home… With the Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, you can now learn the right way to come off like the intellectually advantaged individual that you are.
Reading other books is so last year. This is the book for winners, just like you.
These are basic examples to whet your whistle. The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm will dominate your thirst for sarcasm. Guaranteed.
Not only is the Sarcasm Dictionary a great resource for making witty comebacks, but it’s also the perfect tool for putting people in their place. With its pages of scathing wit and cutting sarcasm, you’ll be able to dominate any conversation with ease.
So if you’re looking for a way to make yourself smarter every time you open your mouth, or just want a good laugh…
Be sure to check out the Official Dictionary of Sarcasm today!
