The issue with simpletons is that they are far, far inferior to the brilliance that people like you bring to this planet.
You’re a genius.
You’re thoughtful, kind, compassionate. You deal with all situations properly and with care.
As opposed to the, well, you know… simpletons…
Thankfully, you can generally go about your day, peering down from your ivory tower at the masses. The cattle. The peasants who can barely utter complete sentences without drooling, sweating or both.
Unfortunately, there are certain circumstances where royalty such as yourself must deal with the situations presented forth by the numbskulls.
But, how do you deal with these types of people??
We all know that being direct and “telling it like it is” is a fruitless endeavor.
People just get all offended and don’t want to hear the truth.
They actually just prefer that you lie about how you feel.
But also, you don’t have to look at them. You can just leave it on their desk while they’re away doing simpleton things.
Frankly, why would you want to look at them? You, being so flawlessly gorgeous and all…
Them looking like a pile of carbohydrates and a pile of laundry wearing a wig.
Paper Tantrum Notes are Simple to Use
Simply fill in the notepad blanks! Perfect for all the simpletons in your life (or the ones who are unexpectedly hurled your way during the day out of nowhere).
Not sure when The Paper Tantrum Notepad could come in handy?
Paper Tantrum Scenario #1: Your Roommate decides to take the last spoonful of your peanut butter.
How heartless, thoughtless and downright mean.
I guess it’s not like you were that hungry anyway, right?
I guess it’s not like your roommate could have slogged over the eight more inches to their shelf to eat whatever garbage they intake on a daily basis.Ugh. Leave a note, they’re an embarrassment.
Paper Tantrum Scenario #2: Parking Issues can be a nightmare.
Or somebody (probably a Prius) who parked so close to you that the only seemingly possible way for you to get back into your driver side door is by melting yourself down and pouring yourself in – these paper tantrum notes are perfect.
Leave them on the windshield. Let the other drivers know that you’re the champion, not them.
Paper Tantrum Scenario #3: Co-Workers. “Hey dude, mind if I take your stapler and borrow it forever?” Doubt it, bro.
“Hey, it’s cool if I jam the printer before I leave for the day so you couldn’t print that urgent invoice, right?” Nope.
Leave a note to the offender, let them know you are, and will always be better than them.
Get you some Paper Tantrum notes today...
… And be ready to rock-n-roll for any situation you may face tomorrow.
And the next day.
And the day after that.
Heck, just order like 50 so that you never run dry.
The Paper Tantrum Notes are The Best Way to Make The Day
Perfect for individuals who prefer to avoid heated discussions! Particularly like the “And oh yeah” section for anything not covered by check off boxes. For adults with sense of humor & some measure of maturity who’ll laugh & talk it through. -Amazon Review
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