Angry Gifts

funny poop emoji shaped cake
Getting angry is easy, but getting even is fun! Your ex may have broken up with you on your birthday (say WHAT), and we all know it is because they did not want to buy you a gift (are you KIDDING ME). Tell them how you really feel by...
$5.29
A Regular Ballpoint Pen? That’s not Going to Cut it, My Friend. You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, right? Right?? Of course, you are you forward-thinking genius. You are a tactical self-defense master. Your bunker is all stocked up; your go-bag is ready under your desk at work,...
$16.65
Do you Have Zero Respect for Humanity? How do you tell the world that you don’t believe in any system of religious belief, while also letting it know that you have zero respect for the value of humanity? With our ‘Eat a Dick Coexist Parody Sticker’ of course, dummy....
$9.25
everyday etiquette how-to guide
Meet Dick. Dick is…well, he’s a d*ck. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Dick than to apply the phallic four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. Dick litters and spits. Dick posts naked photos of his exes on the Internet. Dick regularly cuts people off...
$13.91
gun for self-defense
Have you ever really wanted to add salt to a wound literally, well this is pepper spray but isn’t that close enough? Because now with this SALT defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal. When it comes to self-defense it beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation,...
$349.99
talking-chucky-doll
The perfect gift for any fan who has been looking to add to their horror movie memorabilia collection.  Or any freak who enjoys deadly dolls in their home.  Based on the original 1988 horror movies, you can own this terrifying little doll of the leading man himself, Chucky.  Any horror...
$69.99
Make fire a part of you. Take hold of the elements in the palm of your wrist, and unleash your inner mutant. Don’t just dream of having supernatural powers, make your vision a reality with this Pyro Mini Fireshooter. You can now trigger fire from your hand reaching up...
$149.95
You have heard the story before. A woman is all the sudden rushed to the hospital only to find out that there has been a freaking baby child growing inside of her for nine months. That’s #CRAY, but it happens. If you are an eye-twitching crazy girlfriend and you...
$139.99
can-of-whoop-ass
A Can of Whoop-Ass, You Ask? Who needs yet another cumbersome can of whoop-ass? You, that’s who, because this is no ordinary can of whoop ass! Allow us to paint a picture for you. You’re out on the town, strutting your stuff, and you come across one of your...
$5.99
Do you wonder what the person you like is doing in their room? There is no need to wonder anymore when you can stuff this YI camera into any teddy bear. You can see it all, watch the person wake up, get dressed, pick their nose, and dream away...
$57.99