Sad Gifts

skull head log on fire
Do you feel like your friends aren’t sure how committed you are to the death metal? Are you afraid people think you are joking when you mention human sacrifice? Do you wish your neighbors knew just how much you don’t want them near your backyard fire extravaganza slash piercing...
$49.95
Rainbow Unicorn Head is the only way to enter a party, everything else you heard about being fashionably late or how cool it is to not dress in theme, is dead wrong. Rainbow Unicorn Head says, “I am here to party, dance, and f#%& s%$# up, not talk to...
$49.95
Are you a cultural archetype? Having 100 cats is desirable. Cats are mysterious furry creatures, and only the most devilish of women or men can remember all of their cat’s names. Playing yarm games with your cats may take up most of your time on a daily basis, this...
$25.00
I am just going to come right out and ask, do you want everyone to talk about you? You don’t have to admit it to anyone else, but you don’t need to lie to yourself while reading. This is the conversation piece of the year, imagine yourself at a...
$13.99
best kitchen item
The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece. If you are waking up next to a stranger, an old mistake, or a shape you can’t quite make out, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any pancake frown upside down....
$12.99