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Robotic Pet Fish

Robotic Pet Fish
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Let’s be real; fish are the easiest pet to take care of.  But sometimes, even throwing some food in their tank now and then can become a real hassle when you’re busy trying to take over the world.  Well, the robotic pet fish is the answer to your problem.

Here’s how this fish is going to change your life:

– you now have someone to talk to while you eat dinner alone in your kitchen for the 10th night in a row

 

– there’s always someone there to check your outfits in front of before you go out, thank god

 

– an in-home security guard, no ones getting passed this robotic beast

And the best part is, no having to plush this one down the toilet a few weeks from now when your real fish would have croaked because you forgot to feed him for days on end. This robotic pet fish will give you the companionship you’ve been looking for without the responsibility of ACTUALLY owning a pet.  As long as the batteries are still kickin’, this robotic pet fish is still swimming.  

As long as the batteries are still kickin’, this robotic pet fish is still swimming.

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