Introducing the most epic product of all time: a real lightsaber.
Pick your jaw up off the ground.
We know. We know.
It’s out of control awesome.
This is the type of awesome that makes you want to visit the cantina at 3am and tell all the aliens and droids about what you’ve seen.
This is the type of awesome that makes you want to jump on the Millennium Falcon, hang with your boy Chewbacca and go nuts.
The question is, how badly do you really need a lightsaber?
The answer: very, very badly.
Those little toy lightsabers were so cute when you were just a young Jedi.
You’d make all the sounds, wave around the junk plastic and pretend.
Cute, kid.
You’d make all the sounds, wave around the junk plastic and pretend.
Cute, kid.
This isn’t a lightsaber that’s going to make you do all the work.
It does the job for you.
Simply put, this lightsaber is the type of thing that would make baby Yoda cry. It’s that beautiful.
1. It’s Super Badass.
The Lightsaber is premium grade, lights up, looks and sounds incredible. Now, instead of pretending to be a dude walking down the street with a lightsaber...you actually can be a dude walking down the street with a lightsaber.
2. You Deserve It.
Stop trying to fight the dark side with that throwing star you bought from the dollar store. It’s not going to work. You know it, we know it and Momaw Nadon knows it. Come on.
If he knows it, you’re screwed. Guy is a rebel sympathizer who cultivated a hidden garden in the mountains south of Mos Eisley...and he’s calling you out for being lame? Get a new weapon, bro. Quick.
3. It Works Like a Charm.
Will it get you a date with Aayla Secura? We can’t guarantee it...but let’s just say it can’t definitely hurt your chances.
It’s literally almost everything you have ever wanted in a Star Wars movie item…except it doesn’t come with one thing, you’re definitely going to want to do when it arrives: grab this light up beauty by the handle, wave it around and shout;
“Luke…I am…your…father.”
Righteous.
Disclaimer: OK, we’ll just say it. You buy this thing, you are 100% guaranteed a date with Aayla Secura. Just keep in mind she’s a bit of a handful.