The Official BS Button
What if you had a BS detector...
What would you do with it? Where would you take it?
The official BS Auto-Detection Button with A.I. capabilities listens to your voice, analyzes changes in tone, measures the level of humidity in the air to sense when you’re sweating (aka lying) and even has retina eye scanner capabilities to watch your pupils for dilation, movement to the left and right, up and down – all while being able to sentimentally understand where you’re coming from and feel the feelings your feeling.
Well, thank goodness this BS button doesn’t do any of that.
No more worrying about A.I. taking over, because you’re in control.
Only when YOU press the button does it actually detect lying and calls anyone out on it.
Really, it isn’t afraid to call anyone out.
This big red button allows you to call BS on:
- Your imaginary friend
- Co-workers who are always 1-upping you
- Your parents after they tell you that you're grounded
- The cop that pulls you over because you were "speeding"
- The IRS guy named Bill who has an indian accent and swears you owe lots of money and if you don't take care of the debt immediately by revealing your credit card digits over the phone that you're definitely going to be arrested
Basically, anyone who dare speak BS to you.
Except now, you don’t have to be the rude one! Let the button do the talking.
It’s the perfect addition to your desk at work (just not around HR, okay?) or the family dinner table. You can find the perfect home for your button just about anywhere!
Not to mention, there couldn’t be a better gift for your next birthday party, secret santa or white elephant.
BS Button Phrases
When you push the button, it lights up, buzzes, and says one of five rotating phrases including:
- “That was bullsh*t!”
- “Bullsh*t detected, take precautions!”
- “Bullsh*t level DEFCON Five!”
- “Oh, come on now, that ain’t even bullsh*t, that’s horsesh*t”
- “Warning, warning, bullsh*t alert”
- + MORE!
The Official BS button also comes with two AAA batteries included so you can start calling bullsh*t right out of the box.