Well, you aren’t alone. Because we most definitely have also.
Welcome the amazing, incredible, unbelievable musical machine of your dreams: Toilet Tunes!
This Toilet Tunes system is guaranteed to turn your frown upside down!
It’s guaranteed to turn your toilet experience from blah to yah!
The patented Toilet Tunes entertainment system provides you unmatched musical accompaniment that is second to none.
Guaranteed to turn your toilet experience from blah to yah and provide hours of entertainment while on the potty doin’ your business! Who said doing #2 can’t be exciting?
But wait… It gets better than that! In fact, you can play any type of music you want!
Simply sit down on the Porcelain throne and ask.
- Hey Toilet Tunes, play hard rock, bass heavy music, because I just had firehouse chili and I’m about to unleash the demons of the underworld upon the pot!”
- “Hey Toilet Tunes, I just had some room temperature lavender tea and would like to rid myself of the excess liquid. Please play anything from your piano solos playlist.”
- “Hey Toilet Tunes, hit me off with some of that instrumental, 2035 futuristic funk.”
But wait (but not to go to the bathroom), there’s more!
Not only does Toilet Tunes help you make the most of your bathroom time – it actually sanitizes your toilet too!
hmmm… sound too good to be true?
That’s because it is! Well, sorta…
Toilet Tunes isn’t a real thing...it’s better!
It is an empty gift box that will pool the wool right over the gift recipient’s eyes.
Imagine the response of the person you give this gift to.
They open the box… “WAIT A SECOND, TOILET TUNES”
they will shout! “WHAT IS A TOILET TUNES?!” they will smile.
Then, they’ll hand that bad boy prank box all around the room. Everyone, laughing. The neighborhood, in a fit of laughter. Oh what a dandy time you will have!
Then, once they finally realize that it’s just a box, and they open your real gift, you’ll be lauded as a hero.
As a matter of fact, they’ll laugh so hard, you may just become a World Champion Gift Giver.
Toilet Tunes is the gift box that will make you the greatest human being you can possibly be.
Featuring 3 different sound effects such as classic flushes, mystical chimes and exotic birdsong – this funny authentic box gag gift is sure to turn your frown upside down!
As a matter of fact, the only way to one up yourself after you give this gift box is to actually invent a working Toilet Tunes.
Fake box + Real gift = Hilarious. Guaranteed.
Now that’s what we call music to your ears (not your toilet).
Get Prank Pack’s Toilet Tunes now and make sure your next present giving session is full of hilariousness!
