Well, you aren’t alone. Because we most definitely have also.
This Toilet Tunes system is guaranteed to turn your frown upside down!
It’s guaranteed to turn your toilet experience from blah to yah!
But wait… It gets better than that! In fact, you can play any type of music you want!
Simply sit down on the Porcelain throne and ask.
But wait (but not to go to the bathroom), there’s more!
Not only does Toilet Tunes help you make the most of your bathroom time – it actually sanitizes your toilet too!
hmmm… sound too good to be true?
That’s because it is! Well, sorta…
Toilet Tunes isn’t a real thing...it’s better!
Imagine the response of the person you give this gift to.
They open the box… “WAIT A SECOND, TOILET TUNES”
they will shout! “WHAT IS A TOILET TUNES?!” they will smile.
Then, they’ll hand that bad boy prank box all around the room. Everyone, laughing. The neighborhood, in a fit of laughter. Oh what a dandy time you will have!
Then, once they finally realize that it’s just a box, and they open your real gift, you’ll be lauded as a hero.
As a matter of fact, they’ll laugh so hard, you may just become a World Champion Gift Giver.
As a matter of fact, the only way to one up yourself after you give this gift box is to actually invent a working Toilet Tunes.
Fake box + Real gift = Hilarious. Guaranteed.
Now that’s what we call music to your ears (not your toilet).