Try Sunglasses on at Home for Free!
Let’s face it, you look better with sunglasses on. But sometimes, it’s a pain in the ass to drive all the way to the ancient ruins known as “The Mall” to find a pair.
So, how do you address this issue? Especially you’re an anti-social vampire who can’t stand facing people outside, where the sun will reveal your blood-shot eyes from attempting to smoke the anxiety away to everyone?
You get the sunglasses shipped to you. But not just a pair of sunglasses, FIVE. Just to see if any of them work. Sounds too easy, right?
It is. But, you’re too lazy. Plus, you need something to protect your eyes from the sun since you aren’t Chuck Norris. You know, the guy who wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes?