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How much do you love beef jerky?

How much does your significant other love beef jerky?

If the answer to both of these questions is in fact; yes, then this is the bouquet of your dreams.

There is no greater declaration of your love of smoked meat, and your awesomeness than, a bouquet of (finally) cheap and already dying flowers.

Except the flowers are meat, specifically; smoked meat, more specifically; beef jerky. And it’s already dead.

High-Quality Meat Flowers

It’s a half pound of expertly handcrafted, high-quality beef jerky. I mean, what’s not to love? It’s meat. Tasty, flavorful American meat.

How can you conceivably even America harder than that, you ask?

Well, look here guys and gals, the beef jerky comes in a snazzy pint glass. While the name of the glass may be referring to some archaic system the rest of the world uses because they are too simple in other parts of the world to get with the times, the point is, this glass is made to hold beer.

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So now not only are you showing your love, how much you love their love of smoked meat but after you are done chowing down, you can wash that salty, smoky beef flavor down, with a nice cold American beer. America, F$%# Yeah!

It’s smoky Jerky, it’s savory, it’s American, and it’s love in some sort of flower-form.

It even comes with a device to hold alcohol. The only real question left to ask should be which occasion should this gift be used?

The answer is simple, all of them!

Going out of town, your significant other doesn’t know how to cook, and also will miss you a lot: beef jerky bouquet.

Beloved friends or family have a birthday coming up, and you’re out of ideas: here’s one: beef jerky bouquet!

Valentine’s day and you both actually hate flowers, you guessed it: beef jerky bouquet!

Select your options: Mixed, Original, Teriyaki or Peppered in a 6 or 12 pack.

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