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cat scratcher

The crazy cat person in your life deserves only the best! Welcome to the best, my friend! The most incredible, absolutely perfect, stand-up and give a standing ovation gift for the craziest cat people on planet Earth! It’s unique! It’s outrageous! It’s…a plastic tongue cat scratcher! That’s right folks, every crazy cat person has long […]

$15.99

It’s 11:27 am. You wake up in your hastily hung hammock in your bedroom with a Mad Magazine on your lap. Your eyes pop open but your vision is somewhat blurry from the night before. You quickly crinkle aside the magazine to reveal your still in the same clothes from the party the night before: […]

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manly stick-on mustaches

Oh, you fancy huh? Well, Meet Mr. Moustachio, a fancy gentleman with the manliest mustaches of all time. Some might even say the fanciest. How fancy? This so and so has it all figured out. And by “all,” we, of course, mean “mustaches.” Moustachio is a curious case when it comes to the desire for […]

chip finger covers

The Year is 2037 The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games. The Challenge: Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes. The Bigger Challenge: How will the contestants stay reasonably clean and presentable during this strenuous […]

$15.99
roast beef sandwich bath

Ugh. The grind of the workweek. You’re up and at’ em every day, and you’re working your tail off for the man. By the time the end of the week arrives, it’s all about a little “you time.” Sit back, relax, enjoy a nice pallet of bacon soda pops and slip into something a little […]

$17.99

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA: July 2019 Pasadena Times Headline: BABY IN A TORTILLA BLANKET BURRITO PHOTOSHOOT CAUSES UPROAR WITH LOCAL COMMUNITY The reason? What a disaster. Who was the creator who would ever think you should put a baby in an actual burrito? And where in the world would they find a soft tortilla large enough to […]

$33.99
how to cook chicken

You have a filthy mind, and we’re not even sure we’re going to continue with this product description until we make one thing clear. THIS BOOK IS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IT’S ABOUT. You think you’re so sneaky. Clicking on the image, the link, whatever. Your mind is racing. “Oh, my! There’s a book […]

$14.95

It’s the future, dude – nobody should have to stand when they can sit. Therefore; we formally announce the world’s greatest device: The Wearable Chair (as seen on Silicon Valley) That’s right – take a load off anytime, anywhere with the chair that literally changes everything for the better. Going to an outdoor concert? Forget […]

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2019 – What a time to be alive! It would easy to joke about Qoobo, a pillow with a wagging tail designed to help comfort people who, for whatever reason, can’t have a pet. But we’re nice, so… We’re not going to do it. We’re simply going to tell you how this wonderful, soft, robot […]

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Everyone knows that distracted driving is the best type of driving! If you added up all of the time you spent mindlessly driving, looking at stop signs, pedestrians, red lights, oncoming traffic, and all the other nonsense that being behind the wheel forces you to look at, you’d have a metric ton of useless time. […]

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public toilet survival kit

As you know, there are innumerable scary, horrific, smelly places on the planet. Abandoned prisons. Long lost asylums. Haunted houses… Though nothing is scarier than a place we have all come into contact with – a place so terrifying, so nightmare-inducing, so unspeakably grotesque that it’s almost impossible to believe that these locations are so prolific […]

the toilet timer official

At some point over the last decade, toilet timers have revealed that our time in the bathroom has increased exponentially. What are we doing there in the powder room? Showering more effectively? Shaving more accurately and intensely? Taking our dental care game to the next level? Doubt it.  It’s likely that we’re sitting on the […]

$14.99

Say goodbye to costly toilet paper…forever! Did you know that the average human being spends 97.3%* of their life on the toilet? Most people have dozens of ledgers, quill pen and ink well within inches of their throne. As the epicenter of home entertainment, the toilet is a very important place. Here are just a […]

funny animal fridge magnets

Do you like strong magnets and you cannot lie? What about animal butts? Yes? Well, then these dog butt animal fridge magnets are perfect for you, you little weirdo. Most kitchens house traditional fridge magnets, like a free one from a local pizza restaurant and an “I <3 NY” one your old college roommate gave […]

$18.99
animals farting coloring book

We all do it. Fourteen times per day on average. Some of us hide it, some of us own it, and some of us blame it on the dog. Of course, we are talking about farts! Whether it’s the smelly kind, the machine gun kind, the silent but deadly kind, or the ‘sweet Jesus this […]

rose bouquet of beef jerky

How much do you love beef jerky? How much does your significant other love beef jerky? If the answer to both of these questions is in fact; yes, then this is the bouquet of your dreams. There is no greater declaration of your love of smoked meat, and your awesomeness than, a bouquet of (finally) […]

$64.99
YUM sauce

This is it, Morty! This is what the whole thing has been about Morty! My whole character arc. Every crazy caper. Every near-death experience. Mcdonald’s Szechuan sauce Morty! We searched the entire universe for these sweet little individually packaged sauces Morty, and here they were the whole time, right under our noses! Can you believe […]

$17.98