Children from every state, country and continent, for thousands of years have watched hamsters with great envy.
Here are just a few responses to a 1994 survey of 80 million children.
The survey simply asked “Hey, child, what’s up?”
We tried. Not great results.
Turns out a tiny human with a tail isn’t very cute.
You live and you learn…and apparently you also create hamster people every once in a while.
Forget all that nonsense, we’ll let science sort it out.
More importantly, we proudly bring to you the solution:
A giant inflatable rolling human hamster wheel
The human hamster wheel is big, beautiful, and it lets your child roll around your yard like they were an actual hamster.
Next thing you know you’re going to have your child making your dreams come true:
by playing on this inflatable rolling human hamster wheel for hours at a time, giving you the opportunity to sit back, relax, unwind and think to yourself, “I’m glad we had children instead of just hamsters.”
Now – you’ll have the best of both worlds: children acting like hamsters.
People up to 200 pounds of all shapes and sizes will love the brightly colored rainbow inflatable rolling wheel.
Frankly, even hamsters will be envious of this dream maker.