Welcome to the best, my friend! The most incredible, absolutely perfect, stand-up and give a standing ovation gift for the craziest cat people on planet Earth!
That’s right folks, every crazy cat person has long dreamed of being able to clean their cat as if they were a cat themselves.
Dreams do come true!
Check Out These Benefits of the Lick’Em Tongue Cat Scratcher:
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Use ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD!
Have an outdoor cat? No problem! Meet them in the front yard, backyard or the middle of the forest and let them know they deserve to be preened like the proper four pawed pal they are! -
Act like a REAL LIVE CAT!
We know you’re a human, your cat knows you're a human, but let’s be honest - how badass would it be to pretend you’re a cat and have this giant cat tongue looking thing hanging out of your mouth? -
Get that ‘UH, WHAT?’ Look from Your Neighbors and Friends!
Imagine seeing another person while wearing a giant cat tongue apparatus. You’d definitely get all of the attention you deserve...and more!
It’s the novelty of seeing your cat in absolute wonderment and awe knowing that you love them so much you went and got a cat tongue attachment for your face…because YES, you love them that much!
You, like any fine upstanding individual might be wondering: “Well, sure – I want this cat tongue thing for myself, but will the crazy cat person in my life really love it?”
Don’t try the sad imitation Lick’Em Cat Tongue products like old bottles or used combs. Those taste gross and definitely don’t simulate the true wonder of licking a cat.
Some finer notes for the potentially questionable audience reading this:
- Don’t be gross
- Don’t do weird stuff
- Be a human being, but still enjoy a cat tongue like a normal person, would ya?
Is it the world’s greatest novelty gift? Some say yes – and some say definitely.
This item will not actually turn you into a cat. It also does not give you the right to use a litter box. Lesson learned.
- Disclaimer
Lick'em Tongue Cat Brush / Cat Scratcher - The Purrrrrrfect gag gift for someone with cats
For me this novelty cat tounge is worth its price in cat hair! I have 6 cats and they all run away from me when I put it in, and its hilarious to see, and brings everyone a good laugh. I gave this to my dad for a Christmas gift and he loved it, and I was lucky enough to get one in return. I rate this a 5/5 meows!
Product SKU: 10111300
Product Brand: Lick'em
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 14.99
Price Valid Until: 2027-07-31
Product In-Stock: InStock
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