The Book of Cat Poetry

This book of cat poetry is the ideal gift for friends and family or anyone else fascinated by the feline species.

The whimsical idea that cats may or may not have written these poems will excite cat lovers everywhere.

And believe it or not, there are a surprising amount of cat lovers in this world!

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It will be too easy to fool a cat lover into thinking this is a real book, considering they all still believe that Tom and Jerry’s cartoons are based on true stories!

Don’t tell them otherwise. Instead, play along and laugh to yourself as they will now believe cats can write cat poems.

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But, why on earth are cat lovers so gullible?

Because cats are actually aliens! Aliens who have a masterplan of taking over the world, one gullible human at a time.

Scientific evidence has already revealed to us:

But as you already know, for the cat lover, it’s already too late. No matter what you say, they believe their cat is an innocent, adorable little fluffball of cuteness. I mean, can you blame them? The baby feline aliens are so cute. like, OMG. Just look at ’em:

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The crazy cat lover in your life will get just as wired reading cat poems as your aunt Jemima’s tortoiseshell, DiMaggio, pursuing a mouse in a catnip-induced trance.

Alert: We aren’t sure if these poems were actually written by real cats. But, who knows what these creatures are capable of other than growing up to be fat and lazy with the attitude of a rebellious teenager.

We’ll give it to these smart feline aliens though, they do warn us in many ways, such as:

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Excessively kicking up cat liter after using the litter box, warning you they know how to bury you.

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Staring you in the eyes, waiting for you to be the first to look away as a signal of weakness from you and dominance by them.

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Killing mice, as a warning to you, letting you know they are killers.

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Hiding in dark places or places you can’t see them — but they can see you. This is so that they can study you in your natural habitat without you knowing. This is also the same tactic serial killers use. Beware.

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Just kidding, cats are adorable innocent little creatures with no evil intentions at all. Right?

Anyways, let’s focus on the brilliant cat poetry these cats create instead:

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Brilliant! Just incredible. Jeez, who knew cats had such a way with words?!