Dreams do come true!
Check Out These Benefits of the Lick’Em Tongue Cat Scratcher:
You, like any fine upstanding individual might be wondering: “Well, sure – I want this cat tongue thing for myself, but will the crazy cat person in my life really love it?”
Don’t try the sad imitation Lick’Em Cat Tongue products like old bottles or used combs. Those taste gross and definitely don’t simulate the true wonder of licking a cat.
Some finer notes for the potentially questionable audience reading this:
Is it the world’s greatest novelty gift? Some say yes – and some say definitely.