Stop wasting time trying to be cool - because we all know for a fact that being a nerd is where it’s at!
The NERD SQUAD has officially blown open its doors and is welcoming new members who can fall in line with what it means to be the nerdiest of nerds.
This all in one NERD KIT is going to get you almost all the way to the finish line.
1. Taped Eye Glasses
The glasses come with the package to prove that you have, in fact, read so many books, solved so many mathematical equations and spent too much time staring into tiny little microscope lenses that you have broken them down the middle.
This will dissuade any true nerd from knowing that you might not actually be a full fledged part of the NERD SQUAD…yet.
2. A Pocket Protector
The pocket protector shows that you carry both pencils and pens with you at all times. Likely you only carry red pens because you spend all day every day correcting other people's mistakes. Also, your pencils are probably worn down to nubs because of how much writing you’ve done. Now that’s a busy nerd. Good job.
The bad part?
The potential to drip ink or get pencil shavings in that finely starched white dress shirt.
That’s where the protector of pockets comes in. Stress free nerdery at its best!
3. A Nerd Squad Button
Just to double down on how much of a nerd you are, this premium button lays it all out there for people to see. Sure, they might see your glasses. They might even take note of your pocket protector.
But it’s when they see your NERD SQUAD button placed loud and proud upon your shirt that it will all finally come together for them.
They’ll look. They’ll squint. Then they’ll say, “Ah-ha! A NERD!”
Once you have the NERD SQUAD kit, you’ll be almost fully eligible to be a nerd. We suggest you only need one more thing:
the ability to act like a complete spaz.
The NERD SQUAD is open only to people who would like to be nerds. Not geeks, dweebs, dorks, goofs or especially not creeps. Nerds are the highest echelon of questionable society, some may say the best. Be a nerd today with the ultimate NERD SQUAD kit.
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