Time to take aim at your caffeine intake, buckaroo.
We see you sitting there. Lifeless. Listless. Bored. So empty. No energy, no reason to even move your body. Ugh.
The good news is, this bad attitude of yours is fixable. This energy depletion is fillable. The time is now!
Black Rifle Coffee drops will fill your veins with the caffeine you need to crush the day.
Not just the day – crush your to-do list as well. Here’s how:
Here’s a sample of an average persons to do list:
- Wake Up
- Sit Around
- Do Nothing
- Watch TV
- Scroll Around on Your Phone
- Eat
- Scroll Around More on Your Phone
- Complain
- Watch a Movie
- Sleep
Here’s what your to do list will look like after just one of the Black Rifle coffee drops:
- Jump up, do 1,000,000 push-ups
- Run 500 miles
- Purchase a few companies
- Flip a Few Houses
- Fly
- Eliminate Terrorism
- Autograph session with 30,000 fans
- Check bank account - find unlimited funds
- Build 750 houses
- Lift weights for two hours straight
- Complete 75 Hard + Phase 1 + Phase 2 all in a single day
- Work on the most important thing civilization has ever wanted to accomplish
- Wait until tomorrow for another cup of Black Rifle Coffee
- Fully accomplish the most important thing civilization has ever wanted to accomplish
Yeah, that’s right. And that’s only after one cup of Black Rifle coffee.
And here’s the better news: this coffee supply drop contains 48 k-cups. Mind. Blown.
This box contains a K-Cup variety pack of BRCC Coffee Rounds from varying flavor profiles
This box contains a K-Cup variety pack of BRCC Coffee Rounds from varying flavor profiles. It includes Silencer Smooth (light roast), AK-47 (medium roast), Just Black (medium roast), and Beyond Black (dark roast).
It’s gourmet coffee. Some say it’s the greatest coffee in the history of the universe. Here’s one thing we all know for certain: This is America’s Coffee.
Think it couldn’t possibly get even better? Think again, buckaroo.
Support Veterans and First Responders by purchasing this coffee supply drop
A portion of Black Rifle Coffee Company proceeds go to directly support the causes that help veterans, first responders, and Law Enforcement Officers.
Black Rifle coffee is exactly the cup of coffee every human being needs to be their best.
Body full of caffeine, heart full of pride, day full of winning.
Oh, and did we mention how absurdly delicious this coffee is? It’s not just gourmet. It’s ultra gourmet. Premium gourmet. Fill your mouth with happily dancing taste buds delicious.
Now we’re talking. So are you drinking? If you are – make it a Black Rifle Coffee Cup.
