Time to kick up your embarrassing mail prank game a notch, compliments of the United States Postal Service.
Let’s say, in theory, you’ve got a friend who needs to be put in their place.
Imagine a world where you’d be able to send them a fraudulent gift right to their mailbox that looked real, but in fact was just a facade designed to make them giggle, laugh and realize that they have been owned.
A wonderfully diving prank box with labels such as:
Micro Penis Cure
Vaginal Odor Helper
And the devilishly terrific “Big Ass Dildo.”
Imagine the look on the face of the unsuspecting receiver as they receive the package. Horror, delight, excitement, fear.
All of the emotions packed tightly in one shipment.
Step 1: You pick who you want the package sent to.
Step 2: It’s sent to the receiver, and you can even have the mailman require a signature.
Step 3: The person who receives it will be forced to deal with the judgmental glances of those who have seen their shipment. Even better? If the person receiving it is not the person it was meant for. Such as, for example, a significant other of sorts.
Does it get any better than this?
We submit that yes, it does.
Why? That’s easy: because now you have waged a war. A prank war that will pay off in potentially neverending entertainment.
Will the person you pranked know you initiated this prank war and send a gag back to you?
Will the person you pranked love the gag so much that they will cry tears of joy, jolting their body and life back into feeling human again?
Can you change one person’s life so much from one simple gift?
We’d like to think yes. For Sure.
Say goodbye to boring gifts, boring pranks and lazy days.
Light up your life and the lives of those around you by committing to sending at least one Big Ass Dildo, Micro Penis Cure or Vaginal Odor Helper mail prank package this week.
Will you commit?
Will you have the discipline to be amazing?
The choice is yours, our mail prank-loving friend. And you better make the smart move here.
Say it with us now: NO MORE BORING LIFE!
Wow! You really are ready to make a change! A change for the better. Good for you, bro.
Just imagine a life where Micro Penis Cure prank mailers are in every mailbox. Now that’s a world we want to life in.
Here are just a few recipients you might consider should receive this prank mail gift:
Will you live the life of a mail prank god, or simply fade away?
The choice is yours.
Don’t Fade Away. Commit today.