Introducing the egg-citing Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator – the perfect tool for separating yolks from whites without all the sassy fuss and messy muss! With his big white nose and sneeze-inducing power, Mr. Sneezy is sure to make your breakfast prep a breeze. Simply crack your chicken’s egg into the top of his head, give him a gentle squeeze, and watch as he blows the yolk right out of its shell (and maybe sends a few tissues flying in the process).
But don’t let his playful appearance fool you – Mr. Sneezy is no joke when it comes to separating eggs. He’s made from sturdy materials and designed to last through countless omelettes, quiches, raw-egg protein shakes, and soufflés.
Worried you might be late for work? Well, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any pancake frown upside down.
Mr. Sneezy’s Makes Egg Whites Too!?
Stay healthy by using egg-whites only with Mr. Sneezzy as your form of healthy morning eggs!
You’ll be laughing all morning long- just to up the rock-hard ab game from all those egg whites Mr. Sneezy’s been helping you out with, without even hitting the gym!
Instead of complaining about your boring breakfast or talking too much about your boring gym routine and how important never skipping leg day is and blah blah blah, this is a sure fire way to have the breakfast and abs of your dreams!
Think of this egg separator as your go-to for all health needs, get that egg separated out with no finger involvement, meaning no need to ever wash your hands either! (although, we don’t really recommend it).
Additional uses of the Mr. Sneezy egg separator include, but are not limited to:
- Science experiments with eggs
- Tricking that roommate who never does dishes
- Having someone to talk to who won’t talk back to you, ever.
- Draining very small amounts of pasta
- Figuring out if there’s ever actually a bug in the wonton soup
- Sweet abs from egg whites
- and so much more!
So if you’re tired of struggling with messy egg separations or just want to add some whimsy to your kitchen routine, the Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator is the way to go. Get yours today and start cracking (and sneezing) like a pro!
“Mr. Sneezy is the true reason I have stellar abs, a stellar breakfast every morning, and stellar conversations. After breakfast is over and I’m about to walk out of my super stellar house, I always tell Mr. Sneezy that I’ll be back. It’s nice to have someone in your house that wants you back.“
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
