Ugh. The grind of the workweek.
You’re up and at’ em every day, and you’re working your tail off for the man.
By the time the end of the week arrives, it’s all about a little “you time.”
Sit back, relax, enjoy a nice pallet of bacon soda pops and slip into something a little more comfortable, won’t you?
Fill the bath with water and get ready to feel the ultimate power…of Roast Beef Bath Soak.
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Many consider this the perfect gift for anyone who has always thought to themselves, “damn, you know, I kinda want to feel like a sandwich.”
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Does one of the richest men in the world, Microsoft founder BILL GATES use Roast Beef Sandwich bath soak?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Let’s just say you don’t just wake up one day and become a billionaire.
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Now available in Roast Beef Sandwich Flavor!