Deep in the caves of the Himalayas lived one of the wisest, most well respected men in the history of civilization.
Arnold Windbreaker, inventor of the Whoopee Cushions.
Sure, you may think most of the ancient sages and wise men of history lived many centuries ago. Not Arnie.
Good ‘ol Arnold Windbreaker lived in 1920s in rural Kentucky. He spent most of his life living in solitude.Â
Here is a brief timeline of prank inventions he created while spending time in the rural Kentuckyan caves:
Unfortunately, Arnold Windbreaker never did live long enough to see the rise in popularity of his most toiled over invention – now known as the whoopee cushion.
He passed away in the mid-1930’s after attempting to create an exploding version of Arnie’s Windbreaker Bag.
Now, nearly a century later, we pay tribute to the man, the myth, the legend that is Mr. Arnold Windbreaker…
With a 3-pack of Whoopee Cushions, that will literally blow your mind.
Can tooting be funny?
You bet your sweet Windbreaker it can.
The Best Whoopee Cushion Strategic Deployment Scenarios
- Whoopee Cushion Office Domination: Place the 6-inch unit on your boss's chair before the quarterly review. Watch their authority crumble as the boardroom erupts. Suddenly, you're not getting fired. You're getting promoted because everyone respects your courage.
- Family Gathering Whoopee Cushion Awesomeness: Christmas dinner. Grandma's antique dining chair. The 8-inch Mega Blast. Three generations simultaneously losing their composure while Grandma blames the dog you don't have.
- Whoopee Cushion For Dates: First date at a fancy restaurant? Slip the 4-inch Stealth Unit onto their chair. They'll think their body betrayed them. You'll graciously pretend nothing happened. They'll spend the entire night trying to impress you. Psychological warfare at its finest.
- School Board Meeting Disruption: Your kid's principal thinks detention builds character? The 8-inch device under their auditorium seat during parent night builds different character. The kind where they never discipline your child again.
“No matter how tired I am, I prank someone I know, or someone I don't know at all at least once a day with my Whoopee Cushions. It's hilarious, and not mean at all. You really do need laughter, otherwise, life is just all work and no toots, which really just isn't fun at all. I can't wait until they come out with a whoopee cushion that smells like real toots though, that will really be when the fun begins...”
Disclaimer: These whoopee cushions are PROFESSIONAL GRADE disruption devices. We’re not responsible for:
- Ended friendships
- Ruined weddings
- Corporate takeovers
- International incidents
- Spontaneous pants-wetting from excessive laughter
- Your grandmother’s heart medication needs
- Your future legendary status
Great Whoopee Cushions!
I brought these 3 Whoopee cushions for my son because any fart noises is incredibly funny to him. All the other Whoopie cushions had very low ratings so I decided to give these a try. They are all individually packed so I saved some as stocking stuffers for my nephews. They seem to be of good quality as the kids have been hilariously “making people toot” all over the place!
Product SKU: 60140000
Product Brand: Whoopie
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 9.99
Price Valid Until: 2027-04-30
Product In-Stock: InStock
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