Realistic animal masks aren’t just for zoo workers trying to get pandas riled up for mating season anymore!
Now, for the first time ever, you too can unleash the animal inside while staying cool, comfortable, and covered from neck to noggin.
Just pull it on and feel the spirit of the wild rise up inside you. Finally taking that trip to Tahoe to shred some sweet black diamonds with your bros?
We’ve got you covered (literally) with realistic animal face masks.
Just slip one on and harness the spirit of the cat to keep you on your feet, and avoid having your super cool bros laugh at how weak your ski game is again bruh.
Maybe you plan on going to a protest against, well, whatever your cupcake-self be protestin’. Now, you no longer have to worry that you might get recognized by your grandparents on the news, and have to spend Thanksgiving explaining yourself and your feelings.
And harness the ferocious strength of the Bengal tiger.
With soft, breathable fabric, your face will love you (and so will your cat, finally).
These realistic animal masks are perfect for any occasion when you need to shed your silly human anxieties and weaknesses and unleash the wild spirit of the animals within.
Music festivals, skydiving, tearing down the bourgeoisie, business meetings, first dates, and so much more.
Because being a human is so overrated.
Mortgages? Bank accounts? Pants? Who needs ‘em? Not you, ya filthy animal!
And put on a realistic animal face mask today!