Let’s face it: you don’t get the respect you deserve.
Sure, people think you’re super attractive, funny, powerful, charismatic and pretty much a flawless human being. You have a great smile, impeccable style and an air of confidence that surrounds you at all times.
People take notice and heads turn when you’re around. Everyone is envious of your god-like status.
But it’s not enough. Someone like you deserves more.
More power, more attention, more awesome. So how can it be done?
Not that it matters to someone such as yourself if it’s easy or it’s hard…but let’s just say this: it’s easy as hell to get that extra worship from others.
Life is about to change for you.
Life is about to go from 99.9% amazing to 1,000,000% amazing in just one purchase.
Let’s unpack this beast, shall we?
It’s gold. Gold means power. You deserve gold and power. Well, here it is. Nice.
It’s filled with fake $100 bills, WHICH IS BRILLIANT. It shows people you’ve got money, but when they pick it up and realize the cash isn’t real, they have even more respect for your style because they’ll think to themselves, “YO, THEY RICH BUT THEY PULLIN’ THE WOOL OVER MY EYES WITH THESE FAKE DUCKETS! I GOTTA GIVE THEM PROPS FOR THIS!!”
It legit shoots the fake cash like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and it looks awesome.
How badass is that?
Here are a few ways you might want to use the gun:
Now that you’re The Rainmaker, anything goes. Literally. Heck, this item may even make your already near perfect life turn into the stuff of dreams.
Imagine riding a golden unicorn with glimmering, golden wings into the sky while you make it pout hundred dollar bills upon the common folk below you on the ground.
That could very well be in your future.
The money gun shoots 15 bills per second. It’s battery operated. It’s glorious.
Plus, it comes with everything you need in the box. $10,000 in fake hundreds and the AA batteries it needs to run.
Time to kick your life up that extra little notch you need.
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that you will be able to ride a golden unicorn into the sky with the purchase of this item. We can guarantee you will be the life of the party. We can guarantee “The Rainmaker” is also an incredibly clever and awesome nickname you should consider for yourself. By owning this gun, you’d be one step closer to the life you’ve always dreamed of.